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Delaware. Think of it as a suburb of Philly.

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Sunday Feb 08, 2004

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For a night of hysterical laughter, follow these steps.

1. Get a copy of the documentary By Satan Possessedirected by Antony Thomas (Those of you with HBO OnDemand can catch it right now.)

2. Get some drinks.

3. Turn out all of the lights.

4. Watch the movie.

5. Giggle your ass off.

What this man has done is make a documentary about "Satanists". Not Church of Satan, mind you, but Satan worshippers. People who woship El Diablo. This may have made an interesting and informative movie, had Mr. Thomas not forgotten about tiny little things like Theology, Science, Logic, and Objectivity. Instead, it was the most comically uninformed movie I have ever seen.
Some quotes from the film:

"We started our search for Satan in this small midwest arcade." Hey, that's where I would start.

"I worship Satan in my own way. I use what's called a oh-i-juh board." By Milton Bradley, no less!

"Evil makes me feel alive." Whatever works for you. Evil gives me gas.

I've met Satan, and I don't like him." Guess you didn't get an autograph, huh?

"Ten percent of the population of Great Britain actively worships Satan." Well, eating some of the food does kinda remind me of Hell on Earth.

From a psychiatrist:"Some of my patients have testified that certain members of the Royal family are involved with Satanism." Some of your patients have told you that they are members of the royal family. Do you believe them to?

There's so, so, so much more. Please. Do yourself a favor. Watch this movie. Then watch The 'Burbs it's a great follow up movie. And a little better informed, too!


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