dodraibeid

We live in a country where people have the fat sucked out of their asses so they can inject it into their lips. A country where beauticians are paid, paid to pour peroxide onto peoples' rectums to change the color. We live in a country where women are convinced by society to cut open their breasts and have a doctor leave bags of toxic chemicals in them.
We live in a country where more people play sports video games than actual sports. A country where people put their diaries, documents that traditionally have locks on them, on the internet with the intention of having strangers read them. We live in a country where people type to each other on their telephones.
We live in a country where there are more celebrity gossip magazines than there are actual celebrities. A country where there is a station called Comedy Central that broadcasts one of the most watched news programs on TV. We live in a country where people sit at home, watching the most brain numbing oxymoron ever, 'Reality Television'.

And people wonder why God invented booze.