This house... is clean.
Also, it's customer service appreciation week, and tech support counts, so everyone appreciate me! NOW, DAMMIT!
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Listen to my radio show! Now, dammit! 91.3 WVUD in the DE, Lower PA, and Upper MD area, or www.wvud.org ;Call and talk to us at (302)831-2701. We take requests.
Oh, and our forum is here. Click on Malkuth Madness on the...
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Also, it's customer service appreciation week, and tech support counts, so everyone appreciate me! NOW, DAMMIT!
EDIT: 1:00 AM
Listen to my radio show! Now, dammit! 91.3 WVUD in the DE, Lower PA, and Upper MD area, or www.wvud.org ;Call and talk to us at (302)831-2701. We take requests.
Oh, and our forum is here. Click on Malkuth Madness on the...
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Ok, so here's the deal. we have this bust of Abraham Lincoln. We love Abe lincoln and he was a great man and all that, but due to a long convoluted story that all of you will undoubtedly hear if you ever show up to a party at my house, Abe gets set on fire a lot. Once again, we don't set him on fire...
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abgitatz:
Party! 
So if you get a 29% on a test, that's bad, right?
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abgitatz:
Bribe your prof. 
dropdeadred:
How dare they grade us with their "percentages"?! damn them all for thinking they can rate our skills with numbers! They think they're all big and smart so why not tear apart whatever was left of our confidence with a grading system... bastards 
It is 5 am. I have just finished a whole chapter of my math book. Go me. I am brilliant. So fuck off, Elizabeth Taylor! That'll teach you to bring that halibut around these parts! Did I mention that I am also delirious?
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madi:
I don't like math, glad you do though.
goob:
drinking and burning things? sounds like my kind of party! actually that's generally what's going to happen at my sister's place on the 30th. Her boyfriend works for a local Haunted Hayride and a bunch of the Hayride people will be "performing" at the party- last year the fire-blowing in the backyard was so impressive that the local cops showed up- just to admire, not to hassle anyone. 
"place holder" is a nice friendly term. up til now, i'd been referring to that type of special friend as a "temp".
"place holder" is a nice friendly term. up til now, i'd been referring to that type of special friend as a "temp".
Go Postal: goe-POSE-tuhl v. To suffer a psychotic break resulting in violent, often deadly outbursts.
Origins: From the latter part of the 20th century, when it was not uncommon for postal workers to become dissatisfied with their positions and murder several of their co-workers in a sudden burst of rage. This attitude was always and without fail described as 'disgruntled.'
Disgruntled: dis-GRUN-tuhld adj....
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Origins: From the latter part of the 20th century, when it was not uncommon for postal workers to become dissatisfied with their positions and murder several of their co-workers in a sudden burst of rage. This attitude was always and without fail described as 'disgruntled.'
Disgruntled: dis-GRUN-tuhld adj....
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hrlyquinn:
[2X(
+ Disgruntled)]/( 
+ 57Y) = (36X+5Y)/(Go Postal * 
)
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+ Disgruntled)]/( + 57Y) = (36X+5Y)/(Go Postal * )
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hrlyquinn:
Do you know about this group?
Election 2004
Election 2004
In exactly one day, I'll have worked where I work for three years. Someone kill me.
On the bright side, I found all the old archives from the radio show that we posted online. If any of you feel like listening to highlights from what happens when you put 3-15 jackasses in the same room together with microphones for 4 hours at a time, go...
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On the bright side, I found all the old archives from the radio show that we posted online. If any of you feel like listening to highlights from what happens when you put 3-15 jackasses in the same room together with microphones for 4 hours at a time, go...
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chrisalis:
i think you might suck, you must now make up for blowing me off. extra points for creativety.
I've gotta buy needlenose pliars. And pick up the $20 shoes I paid $33 to get resoled. Then polish them. But before that, I've gotta run all over creation to buy my books. And somewhere in between, I've gotta get producer creds. Then I've gotta do school shit. Then I have to write rants. Somewhere in between that I want to see my girlfriend. At...
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oldskoolpat:
damn it, i missed it. 
knew i was forgetting something last night! damn the maryjane
knew i was forgetting something last night! damn the maryjane
dropdeadred:
I think we are in very similar situations! I'll be your alabi if you be mine.
I need to have 5 minutes worth of tants for the radio show by TUESDAY. This is a horrible thing. I do not have 5 minutes worth of rants that I haven't used. I don't have three minutes of unused rants. I need something. Please give me some ideas for things to yell about. I will thank you profusely and say that I am nothing...
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oldskoolpat:
great song- off of "metaphysical graffiti'
i like "methodist coloring book" too! actually, the whole thing's good.
i like "methodist coloring book" too! actually, the whole thing's good.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to confess.
I have had stupid thoughts. Many over the course of my life. Some may consider it unfair to charge a man with a crime that so many are guilty of, but I have abused my stupidity.
It all started when I decided to learn a new song on the harmonica. I decided to learn...
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I have had stupid thoughts. Many over the course of my life. Some may consider it unfair to charge a man with a crime that so many are guilty of, but I have abused my stupidity.
It all started when I decided to learn a new song on the harmonica. I decided to learn...
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oldskoolpat:
it sucks. adios amigos indeed. 
oldskoolpat:
fuck i didn't know dave blood was dead. WHATS GOING ON?!
jesus
i saw them in '92- he signed my converse all-star
jesus
i saw them in '92- he signed my converse all-star
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coliwali:
Fucking Brilliant!
catherinewheel69:
Godsmoker told me to say hi so I am. Boondock Saints is one of the greatest movies and I don't know many people who know that, so good choice! Dead Milkmen, kick ass!
dodraibeid:
My Journey of Discovery
WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS TOO MUCH INFORMATION- LIKE, WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION! SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TOO MUCH INFORMATION, IT WOULD REEEEEALLY BEHOOVE YOU TO GO READ SOMETHING ELSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
THERE'S GORY SEX STUFF IN HERE!
I'm gonna cut to the chase. I had an orgasm last night that was so intense I started hallucinating. Similar to mushrooms, but much shorter....
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THERE'S GORY SEX STUFF IN HERE!
I'm gonna cut to the chase. I had an orgasm last night that was so intense I started hallucinating. Similar to mushrooms, but much shorter....
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godsmoker:
HA! Thanks for the kick-ass testimonial! You rock!
I cannot wait to see your house. I hope it stays clean until Thursday night.
I appreciate you. I thank G-d for you everyday.