Last night was one of the more romantic nights I've spent with my girlfriend where we haven't actually, you know, gone out and done anything. She came over after I was done work and we got a cup of coffee Then we came back here and started making out to Alice Cooper. That doesn't sound nearly as romantic as it actually was, I know. But...
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So I was listening to The Shadow earlier, and I realized, I really hope Blue Coal is still around. Cause if it is, I'm gonna go get some. Why? CAUSE IT'S FUCKIN BLUE!!!
And as marketing hs told us time and time and time again. If something is blue, we will buy it. It could suck, and many times it does suck (Like, say, Pepsi)...
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And as marketing hs told us time and time and time again. If something is blue, we will buy it. It could suck, and many times it does suck (Like, say, Pepsi)...
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doke:
I love blue! Everything should be blue. I was very sad they stopped making the blue pepsi. I should have stocked up several years worth in my basement. I bought the store's entire supply of blue ketchup (It's wonderful! HrlyQuinn is nuts! 
), and still have some left.
), and still have some left. 
hrlyquinn:
Yeah, yeah, yeah...it was Doke's blue ketchup that was grossing me out that 4th of July! 
Spring is so badass. I love the spring. I have a ridiculously busy day today, but dammit, I am going to find time to sit outside and play chess. And drink cold coffee. And smoke a lot of cigarettes. I love this time of year.
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hrlyquinn:
It is a great article.
I told you I was going to get sucked in!
I told you I was going to get sucked in!
hrlyquinn:
Now I'm going to bed. I am going to be so tired tomorrow!
I am an asshole and have no excuse. I feel awful. I'm going to bed.
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solimond:
We're all assholes, from time to time bud. Just live and learn.
Ok so I just watched a documentary called Born Rich about heirs and heiresses made by one of the heirs to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. Now, it's getting late, and I'm quite tired. So here's the thought process that actually went through my head, I swear to God.
Man, these people have a ton of money, and some of them don't do shit. That...
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Man, these people have a ton of money, and some of them don't do shit. That...
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samanthakayne:
hey, don't sweat it, kiddo... i'm the girl who (despite the fact that her step-father actually _is_ a rocket scientist) actually managed to have a revelation about the fact that there's no air in space... 
stiggy56:
I hate waking up and not being able to see well and thinking the time on the digital clock doesn't make sense. Time doesn't make sense. Is it day or night? What the fuck is happening to me! Then suddenly I realize that I'm only an idiot and time only makes sense to the ancient roman's. 
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hrlyquinn:
Hee hee hee...I like it.
mle:
that looks quite uncomfortable. ow for squishing the clitoris.
dodraibeid:
I think you can work this one out.
So I lost my bag last week. I was really upset. It was a nice bag. Not only that, but it had my nice chess board and some books in it. What really upset me though was the three years worth of stand up notes and bits that went with it.
I was very very upset.
But then tonight, I found it! I was so...
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I was very very upset.
But then tonight, I found it! I was so...
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piercedspork:
i lost my penis like that once....when i found it in the old folks home being used as a teething ring....well i just let them keep it.
chrisalis:
awww! what are you doing tonight?
Know what I like? 'Poison' By Alice Cooper. Great song, that.
"Your mouth
So hot
Your web
I'm caught
Your skin
So wet
Like lace
On sweat!"
Not bad for a song with lines that are two syllables a piece.
Anyway, that reminds me. I was talkin to HrlyQuinn and
Mle and I remembered a quote from Alice Cooper. Some reporter asked him what he...
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"Your mouth
So hot
Your web
I'm caught
Your skin
So wet
Like lace
On sweat!"
Not bad for a song with lines that are two syllables a piece.
Anyway, that reminds me. I was talkin to HrlyQuinn and
Mle and I remembered a quote from Alice Cooper. Some reporter asked him what he...
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hrlyquinn:
I looked up a list of his songs and I think maybe the song I was thinking of was House of Fire. I wouldn't know for sure without hearing it though.
I called you on my way home from work but there was no answer. You not having a functioning cell phone sucks.
I called you on my way home from work but there was no answer. You not having a functioning cell phone sucks.
Holy Shit. Mary Prankster is coming to play in the bar down the street from me (East End Cafe, for the locals.) on May 5th. I think I just shit my pants.
ooooh HrlyQuinn... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
ooooh HrlyQuinn... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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stiggy56:
Nice dude! I thought I recognized you from the pic. we need to get together at some point. I have a project that might work with what your doing.
mle:
Delaware the smallest wonder EVER!
What a fanfuckingtastic day.
So I went to work today and it was pretty quiet, so I started perusing one of my favorite B-Movie trashing sites, agonybooth.com. I stumbled upon a review that had me laughing for hours. Not only that, but I found the movie for sale and I'm absolutley buying it.
Are you ready for this? "Mr T's 'Be Somebody or Be Somebody's...
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So I went to work today and it was pretty quiet, so I started perusing one of my favorite B-Movie trashing sites, agonybooth.com. I stumbled upon a review that had me laughing for hours. Not only that, but I found the movie for sale and I'm absolutley buying it.
Are you ready for this? "Mr T's 'Be Somebody or Be Somebody's...
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hrlyquinn:
Heehee! 
P.S. My brother sucks.
P.S. My brother sucks.
shadowmancer:
Congrats. You are one lucky man.
IF you go to work for me today, I wil give you my car.
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mle:
i dont want your car, its too dirty.
mle:
you suck you big poo head! neither one of you poo heads has called your lovely hotties! fuck you guys...you suck.
yeah you just got knocked the fuck out!
yeah you just got knocked the fuck out!
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