docturnal

new thing today.despite i have the day from hell manana, i went out tonight.
lesson learned, don't f with my people.

a very small man was made to feel smaller and i feel bad about all the jokes i made about him and his wife. but the bottom line is: be nice to your cocktail waitresses, respect those trying to have a good time around you, let musicians play, don't be stupid, and don't ever F with the unfuckwitable. poor fool hopefully learned a valuable lesson. I always smile, but tonight the fangs came out. idiot, screwed up a great day.

now, i relax

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "awww"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's, like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!