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Well SCREW YOU CHRISTMAS! Im ready for you now, you hell-bent, hectic holiday!

I finally put up some Christmas lights today. Let me tell you its no fun being a non-conformist at Christmas time. It make you look bad if all your neighbors have big bright holiday displays and youve got nothing. It doesnt help either when you live on the rich side of town....
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bodybag:
my favorite question after we run out of something someone's looking for:
"well what am i supposed to do now?"

fuck tongue
bad_little_colee:
Looks can be deceiving, can't they?? Christmas Eve shoppers BEWARE biggrin
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Well, I got to make a wish today. Ill find out in three days whether itll come true of not. (Dont worry, Im not crazy yet, its an e-mail thing. Some kind of Irish good luck wish or something that you pass on.)

I spent this weekend trying to finish one of my mini-comics. I tend to over complicate things and end up making four...
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despairfactor:
Hahaha... you liked santa! Don't lie!
thursday:
re: your mini

yeah you will! i'll trade you a mini for a mini. smile
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I recant my previous statement about loving microwavable TV dinners. I hate them now. I suppose theyre fine if youre really hungry and just too lazy to make something better but if I had to choose between Swanson Beef Dinner and the Chilled Monkey Brains from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Id have to go with the monkey brains. Hey, its a...
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bad_little_colee:
Aww!! I'm sorry about your poor little kitty. I personally hate cats but I still feel really aweful about any animal dying for any reason at all. Waa I'm a big suck.

So you were in Regina, and you didn't bother to come visit you're friends that work at Best Buy! Traitor! Are you coming out to Kasara's party next week? If you can afford comics, you better be there Biatch....sorry ARRR!!!
cai:
yeah potted plants do a lot to make one feel better about things.
i keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye as i leave the apartment and think that someone is standing there.... it scares me. tongue i need to get used to it.
so are you still weirded out about talking to me on yahoo? its strange, you were one of my first friends on here, i think i know you pretty well, and yet thats the first time we had a semi-real conversation. surreal hopefully we'll talk again sometime.
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martinitheace:
I say buy them all.. but then again i'm in the same predicament with this:


Canadian iTunes Music Store has been open for a few days now.. I blew $30 on it's first day open whatever
posh:
but it's saskatchewan! you poor poor boy.
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As of today, I am an uncle for the third time. HOO-RAH!!!

Break out the cigars! biggrin
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bradethq:
Happy triple unclehood!!
stitchy:
Congratulations my friend!!!!

hahaha...trashy...but what if i like the trashy look?? tongue
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Bad things happen when you dont know shit about cooking.

You see, if you use a pizza pan with holes in it (its made that way) to cook fish and chips in a stove with a broken control (it doesnt stop getting hot when it reaches the selected temperature) what happens is, the grease from the fish and chips apparently drips down onto the bottom...
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solaris:
aww, well thank you very much, i am glad you like it so much!
whitewidow:
Thanks - I hope someone will lick my fingers real soon wink

Kisses kiss kiss
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So here I sit, listening to Bob Dylans Like A Rolling Stone, thinking of something good to update my journal with.





Oh yes, Bradethicus asked how my Darth Vader Voice Changer Helmet was. Well Ill have to admit, it's kinda shitty. Its got three settings and I dont sound like Vader on any of them. On the plus side its a really cool plastic helmet...
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cai:
silly kitten. i think they edited that gun into the picture tho. i hope so, it isn't nice to point a handgun at a cat, no matter how tired you are of finding kitty litter all over the apartment or of being woken up before 8am every morning... miao!!
i used to have a roommate that had 2 weinerdogs (winston & sophie) and we taught winston a trick: you'd point your hand at him like a gun and say "bang you're dead!" and he'd roll over onto his back. well 65% of the time. he wasn't too smart. but he was cute.
i'm going nowhere with this story.
have a good day! kiss
akirali:
Cool! I was thinking about getting that mask but I figured it was made for children and wouldn't fit a grown man's head. You have given me hope my man! biggrin

[Edited on Nov 28, 2004 12:38PM]
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So Im trying to write this book. It goes a little something like this

It was the end of a long August day. The sun was slowly setting in the western sky, painting the clouds a multitude of orange and purple.

Up, on an outcropping of stones, a young snake gazed longingly at the family of rabbits running and playing in the tall prairie grass...
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despairfactor:
It does indeed mean that..frown
Hahaha... yes, I could teach Sex ed... and pull out pics to show stuff.... tongue puke

I'm going for a high school history and english teacher! *coughcoughnerdcoughcough*
aaronsrod:
well now I am flattered, thanks mate
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Yesterdays fortune cookie says:

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

Truer words were never said. I am discontented. I need to do stuff to get back on the right track.

Oy, Ive got lots of work ahead of me. The # 1 problem is motivation. More often than not its too easy to just veg out playing...
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despairfactor:
I FIXED IT!!!
beledi:
i can't believe you have the chutzpa to write a book about a snake that can run!

btw, are you coming into Regina on Saturday? if you do, there will be much fawning and possible groping. wink
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Wow, 33 comments last journal. Lame is right, cheating and editing current journals IS fun.

I slept until 11:00 AM this morning, not because it needed to, but because I could.

Then I screwed around doing this and that, and spent the afternoon raking up the leaves in my yard.

Ive also discovered a new love. Microwavable TV dinners.


Currently the white trash neighbors across...
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bradethq:
TV dinners seem lovable at first, but then they turn into bland jerks after you have a couple hundred.
Did you know that they make CDs with only deep, low, bass-y noises on them so people can show off their systems? puke puke puke puke
bad_little_colee:
You're right, it was really fun being paid to wear that damn mascot outfit...besides..no one really knew it was me...at first!

None the less...those people who came in are stupid...that woman was so embarrassed, especially because when she walked away, she could likely hear us making fun of her...and the whole situation was just completely retarded to being with...."assuming i am a slut" wow...that definatly made records in the "craziest human ever" category....

are you going us crazies at BP's on saturday? you better be!