First for some current events:
-The DVD Player is fucked. It wont play anything now. Thats what I get for going cheap. I wanted to watch HELLBOY again tonight but now I cant. Fuck. On the positive side I now get to buy myself a Playstation Two, because yknow they play DVDs too. Burnout 3 here I come!
-Work sucks. Why the fuck do these people have to buy so much fucking food at Christmas time? Fucking pigs, I tell ya.
-How much fucking money do you have to blow in a year before you realize that you are not going to win the fucking lottery, and you sure as hell are throwing your money away when you buy those fucking scratch and win tickets. I work on the other side of these lottery machines and the money that people blow at those things just floors me.
Whats the jackpot tonight? Oh, Seventeen million? Well Id better spend TEN dollars, then Ill have a real good chance at winning then!
Guess what dumbass? When the jackpot goes up, and you spend twice as much as usual, so does everybody else. Your chances of winning actually drop like a sack of cats.
Am I actually smarter than these people? I hope not, because then theres A LOT of dumb bastards running around the planet. Maybe I just see things differently, or more clearly or something
-Its too cold to start the car and Im getting tired of walking. Even though I know it saves me money and lets me get some fresh air. Im lazy damn it! Doing the RIGHT thing is always so much more difficult.
-This weather is also destroying my hands. Theyre all dry and gross. Im a clean freak and wash like several times a day, its killing me. Back when I was in high school and didnt do a damn thing, one of my female classmates once commented that I had the nicest softest hands I want those hands back damn it!
Is it too soon for a New Years resolution? I dont think so, youve gotta have these things ready to go come Jan. 1st.
NEW YEARS REVOLUTION
1. Put my collecting habits on hiatus for ONE YEAR.
Can I do it? Only time will tell. What with the new Star Wars movie this spring and all the merchandising that brings itll be tough, but the way I figure it, through the magic of e-bay all that stuff that I love so much will still be available for years to come, probably at prices a lot less than retail too.
2. Buy the one thing Ive always wanted. A super powerful telescope. Christmas was expensive enough without me buying myself this, Ill get it for myself for my birthday.
3. Start exercising regularly. Time to hit the weights & buff up these skinny arms. I want to be able to bend iron bars by the end of the year. Then I can join the circus.
3. Get new glasses.
4. New hairstyle to go with the glasses or vice versa.
5. Get a cell phone. One that plays really annoying songs.
6. Buy a guitar and learn to play the thing. I need to expand my horizons and learn new things. Whats cooler than a guitar?
7. Finish my mini-comics and print them. And then make some more.
8. Get a dog. Its so damn boring living by oneself. Friends are fine but even they have to go home sometime. A dog would be a much needed constant companion. As soon as the snow melts, fidos coming home.
9. Get a tattoo. Just one, something Ive designed myself. Something totally unique.
10. Save money, Formulate Escape Plan, try new things, have more fun.
I think Im gonna leave this up for quite a while, just to see how Im doing and to remind myself about it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder when it will all end. Then I hear a voice that tells me, After the credits roll. -Charlie Brown
-The DVD Player is fucked. It wont play anything now. Thats what I get for going cheap. I wanted to watch HELLBOY again tonight but now I cant. Fuck. On the positive side I now get to buy myself a Playstation Two, because yknow they play DVDs too. Burnout 3 here I come!
-Work sucks. Why the fuck do these people have to buy so much fucking food at Christmas time? Fucking pigs, I tell ya.
-How much fucking money do you have to blow in a year before you realize that you are not going to win the fucking lottery, and you sure as hell are throwing your money away when you buy those fucking scratch and win tickets. I work on the other side of these lottery machines and the money that people blow at those things just floors me.
Whats the jackpot tonight? Oh, Seventeen million? Well Id better spend TEN dollars, then Ill have a real good chance at winning then!
Guess what dumbass? When the jackpot goes up, and you spend twice as much as usual, so does everybody else. Your chances of winning actually drop like a sack of cats.
Am I actually smarter than these people? I hope not, because then theres A LOT of dumb bastards running around the planet. Maybe I just see things differently, or more clearly or something
-Its too cold to start the car and Im getting tired of walking. Even though I know it saves me money and lets me get some fresh air. Im lazy damn it! Doing the RIGHT thing is always so much more difficult.
-This weather is also destroying my hands. Theyre all dry and gross. Im a clean freak and wash like several times a day, its killing me. Back when I was in high school and didnt do a damn thing, one of my female classmates once commented that I had the nicest softest hands I want those hands back damn it!
Is it too soon for a New Years resolution? I dont think so, youve gotta have these things ready to go come Jan. 1st.
NEW YEARS REVOLUTION
1. Put my collecting habits on hiatus for ONE YEAR.
Can I do it? Only time will tell. What with the new Star Wars movie this spring and all the merchandising that brings itll be tough, but the way I figure it, through the magic of e-bay all that stuff that I love so much will still be available for years to come, probably at prices a lot less than retail too.
2. Buy the one thing Ive always wanted. A super powerful telescope. Christmas was expensive enough without me buying myself this, Ill get it for myself for my birthday.
3. Start exercising regularly. Time to hit the weights & buff up these skinny arms. I want to be able to bend iron bars by the end of the year. Then I can join the circus.
3. Get new glasses.
4. New hairstyle to go with the glasses or vice versa.
5. Get a cell phone. One that plays really annoying songs.
6. Buy a guitar and learn to play the thing. I need to expand my horizons and learn new things. Whats cooler than a guitar?
7. Finish my mini-comics and print them. And then make some more.
8. Get a dog. Its so damn boring living by oneself. Friends are fine but even they have to go home sometime. A dog would be a much needed constant companion. As soon as the snow melts, fidos coming home.
9. Get a tattoo. Just one, something Ive designed myself. Something totally unique.
10. Save money, Formulate Escape Plan, try new things, have more fun.
I think Im gonna leave this up for quite a while, just to see how Im doing and to remind myself about it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder when it will all end. Then I hear a voice that tells me, After the credits roll. -Charlie Brown
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Good luck and best wishes with your resolutions.