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Friday Aug 13, 2004

Aug 13, 2004
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When Cai mentioned her cat waking her up this morning it reminded me of a funny story I was told once by a guy I used to work with.

He told me that one night a friend of his had to go and get his balls stitched up.

True story.

Apparently while he was busy screwing his wife, the cat came into the room (I dont know what position they were in, Im thinking doggy-style). Now this cat sees this guys balls hanging there, swinging around and runs up and takes a real good swipe at them, slicing them open enough that he needed stitches.

Ouch.

The moral of this story: Close the damn door.


miao!! miao!! miao!! miao!! miao!!
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atticstar:
i'm pretty sure they are at hallmark! but we went to one today and they didn't have any...they didn't have any jelly belly stuff...but they had some jelly belly stuff at carleton cards.... but no bertie bott's

good luck to you in your searchsmile
Aug 15, 2004
ovida:
I like your shoes.

And yes, anything Lupin is considered anime. I don't particularly like 'em, but it's still anime and I salute you for liking it *salutes* biggrin
Aug 15, 2004

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