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Jesus, OW.

120 year old farmhouses are only good for two things: burning down and providing a fat insurance cheque from said arson. There aren't draughts in here, there are PREVAILING WINDS. ARGH.

When my roommates were here it was a lot less noticable because of the five computers running in the draughtiest room. It's all about the Pentiums, baby, they throw off heat like...
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audio:
hey are you going to any of the SG burlesque shows??

how much longer are you there for?
thought you were heading to TO.... confused
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I wonder if my dad would give (or sell me) his old Yamaha to fix up. It's an old TX 175 farm bike that's just been beaten to shit (he used to ice race it), but it's really cool in that "I've seen this on The Dukes of Hazzard" sort of way.

I need to learn how to fix bikes, so I may as well...
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What did I just do? I JUST BAKED COOKIES, THAT'S WHAT I DID.

In moving to Toronto, I'm thinking all the dumb things I can do for fun. So far I've got pretending to be a rock star, guerilla bicycling, getting a job through sheer stupidity and eating New York Subs for a week.

Anything else I should do?
twwly:
cookies?

stiles:
Hi - in order to process your application to sgmc, could you drop me a note about what bike you have, where you like to ride, etc etc? Thanks! - Stiles

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Beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice beans and rice, beans and riiiiiiiiiiice.

FART

Beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and rice, beans and riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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twwly:
hahaha!
audio:
DUDE!!! you almost made me cry today!

i got your package and i got all teary eyed. man you are santa in disguise.

i try to act all tough like christmas means nothing to me and then BOOM! i got a present..
dude...

i am tearing up now...
awwwww.

i will put up with your farts now any day.
haha

by the way, at first i thought the package was from peggy. haha

it took me awhile to figure it out. ooo aaa

thanks doctor skinny....or should i say santa? shocked
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Smells get stuck in my head and when I breathe in I swear I'm smelling them. Right now I swear I'm smelling dead mice and dog turds. I know I'm not, because I haven't stepped in dog turd lately and there's no mice in this building, but whoa... I could do without the combo.

I've got all these boxes of cables and crap that I...
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The worst part of going somewhere is always the coming home. Where ever I go, it's solidifed that I'm going and that it's happening in January.

EDIT: Wow, that was quick. See you in Toronto!
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audio:
OHMYGODIWISHIHADBIGPECSLIKETHOSETWO robot
twwly:
moved?
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Heading up to Montreal tomorrow morning to go see ROTMFK (Return of the MotherFucking King) with Audio and whoever else decides to come out. Mmmm, theatre popcorn.

I'd hump Cate Blanchett. Woooo.

Prince of Persia is the most addicting game I've played since Halo. I hate jumping puzzles like everyone else, but Prince of Persia makes jumping puzzles really, really fun. Prince is smooth like...
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posh:
ohhh have fun!
you'll have to smach audio's ass for me.
audio:
it was great meeting you!
i hope you had fun and that you weren't too freaked about the afterhours scene.
haha
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Met up with a friend of mine I haven't seen in a few years, went out for dinner with her, her family and mine. God damn, it's nice talking to someone who isn't at all interested in the crap that I'm interested in. We didn't talk about porn, piercings, tattoos or art; just Alberta, BC and the booze we don't drink anymore.

Oh shit dogs!...
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audio:
um, i hope you dont plan on having anyone smell it.
twwly:
shit dogs.

hehe.
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"A guy like you shouldn't have any problem finding a date!"

You'd be surprised.

Every night I walk into my room and fumble for the light switch dangling behind the headboard. I hope that when the electricity shocks through that strip of tungsten, it will illuminate the silouette of someone I can fall in love with, who's curled up in my bed and is annoyed...
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audio:

gotta love dick!

grrrrr! too bad there is a dickhead in the movie. grumble grumble. why do people still hire ben affleck?
audio:
so whats the plan chicken butt?
you still coming saturday? i am also trying to round up some fellow montreal SGs for a bit of a gathering if you are interested.
lemme know.

smile
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Sensitive readers may wish to skip this and move onto pictures of pretty girls.

Ew.

I live in a big, old farmhouse on 100 acres of land. That means that as soon as it gets cold, 100 acres worth of mice decide to take up residence in my house.

Wait, I'm getting to the disgusting part.

So far I've killed about a lot mice...
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audio:
oh man
that is really gross...
surreal
twwly:
yuppers. mice stink.

i was supposed to hit you on the head with a pool cue, for audio.

alas, i didn't get the message in time.