PSA
When you buy yourself a BBQ, make sure it has an ignitor that you don't need to jostle around a bit to work properly. While your jostling that 10 cent piece of plastic, the BBQ is filling up with just enough gas to ignite a chunk of your hair and give you a bit of early onset male pattern baldness.
All right, so it...
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When you buy yourself a BBQ, make sure it has an ignitor that you don't need to jostle around a bit to work properly. While your jostling that 10 cent piece of plastic, the BBQ is filling up with just enough gas to ignite a chunk of your hair and give you a bit of early onset male pattern baldness.
All right, so it...
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About that high school reunion? I decided to skip it while I was sitting in the parking lot of the school. The only souvenirs I have of that place are a few sour memories and a lasting hatred of spaghetti sauce. The one happy memory of the place is ripping up my blazer, throwing it in the trash and walking out of there for...
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daniyell:
i would never bother to go to a high school reunion. Mostly because I've now realized that anyone I may have felt inferior to at any point in high school is really just a joke, and going there would just make me laugh.
aeternus:
i think you made a good decision not going. it probably would have just been akward and ridiculous. you saved yourself from it all though so go you! how's your hair these days by the way??
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aeternus:
haha thats the cheesiest looking highschool ever in life
daniyell:
man-chelsea is better than anti-mullet. 
audio:
you have a reverse mullet.
aeternus:
hahaha dude that's fuckin grrrrrreat!!!! and hey did someone actually leave that note after doin the hibbity dibbity??? if so rad story if not rad story
bruna_:
it does rock. it's very nice. city or country?
nixon:
Well, damn if it doesn't.
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audio:
rockin!!!
let me know when you wanna come down. i've been working lots but if you can, try and come down during a weekday or something.
let me know when you wanna come down. i've been working lots but if you can, try and come down during a weekday or something.
daniyell:
i like your new profile pic 
I LOVE CAMELS!
Did you know a camel can go 5-7 days with little or no food and water, and can lose a quarter of its body weight without impairing its normal functions? IT CAN!
Did you know that, contrary to popular belief, a camel does not store water in its hump. It is in fact a mound of fatty tissue from which the animal...
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Did you know a camel can go 5-7 days with little or no food and water, and can lose a quarter of its body weight without impairing its normal functions? IT CAN!
Did you know that, contrary to popular belief, a camel does not store water in its hump. It is in fact a mound of fatty tissue from which the animal...
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daniyell:
i'm suddenly developing a strange desire to be able to spew out facts like the annoyingly-cute kid in Jerry MacGuire
twwly:
You're a riot.
I swear I used to have a personality and a solid grasp on everyday conversation.
Hellboy good
Lick's veggie burgers good
Postal Service still good
Battlefield Vietnam good
Pruning trees good
Smell of outside good
Mutter Museum good
Infiltration good
2600 good
Hellboy good
Lick's veggie burgers good
Postal Service still good
Battlefield Vietnam good
Pruning trees good
Smell of outside good
Mutter Museum good
Infiltration good
2600 good
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toria:
Fun good.
New Modest Mouse album really good.
Puppies and kittens in good homes good.
Smell of skin after being out in the sun for a bit good.
Soy 'pasta' as another vegan source of protein good.
toria finally getting back to doctorskinny good good good.
New Modest Mouse album really good.
Puppies and kittens in good homes good.
Smell of skin after being out in the sun for a bit good.
Soy 'pasta' as another vegan source of protein good.
toria finally getting back to doctorskinny good good good.
daniyell:
mmm, yes, every IKEA trip includes a stop at Licks. And I've bought the burgers myself, but it's not the same
You know what I want more than anything in the world right now? A bacon sandwich on the cheapest white bread available with a little bit of garlic butter, fried onions and a side of beef gravy for dipping.
Also, arteriosclerosis.
Also, arteriosclerosis.
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twwly:
Grease pig.
twwly:
Ahhh, Henry.
I AM DEATH
Twenty-four (24) fly strips? Check.
Two (2) large capacity industrial stainless steel mouse traps? Check.
One (1) bucket of water? Check.
One (1) 150w sub-woofer right beside the main mouse nest? Check.
This is what you get for shitting in my spagettios, fuckers.
EDIT [March 25, 2004]
There are still no mice in the traps, but there are hundreds of flies stuck...
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Twenty-four (24) fly strips? Check.
Two (2) large capacity industrial stainless steel mouse traps? Check.
One (1) bucket of water? Check.
One (1) 150w sub-woofer right beside the main mouse nest? Check.
This is what you get for shitting in my spagettios, fuckers.
EDIT [March 25, 2004]
There are still no mice in the traps, but there are hundreds of flies stuck...
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sphinx:
American AntiProduct
clara:
When you're done there I've got a job for you.
those are sweet shirts i might get one for my kiddy-o