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niobe:
Damn, they got to you too!!! *sigh*
Damn, they got to you too!!! *sigh*
solaris:
no, i haven't yet got around to purchasing catnip. soon. then fun will be had.
Pirate Fetish Machines: House of the She-Wolves is the best porno title ever. Even though I doubt it involves pirate robots and werewolves, I'm keepin' hope alive. Maybe it's deleted scenes from clango.org recreated in full, prosthetic wearing, real-life! (Pirate) Red Robot #C-63 needs (werewolf) booty, hu-mans!
I just ate bacon for the first time in a month or two. Bacon, how could...
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I just ate bacon for the first time in a month or two. Bacon, how could...
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twwly:
Diesel has their own Shee-Shee stores.
lucy:
I have the whole Bone book.
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solaris:
haha... that's shitty. why don't you at least move to like... toronto or something? or victoria. that would be cool too.
twwly:
I go to Hawaii the day after Xmas. So you can flip me off then.
Wanna hear me pretend to be Devin Townsend? Sure you do! Turn your speakers up really loud first for the full effect.
Some guy knocked on my door this morning and asked if he could buy my barn. I was a little confused. The barn's made of wood -- I figure you can get enough wood to build your very own barn from somewhere...
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Some guy knocked on my door this morning and asked if he could buy my barn. I was a little confused. The barn's made of wood -- I figure you can get enough wood to build your very own barn from somewhere...
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synnove:
my speakers were already turned up without my knowing it.... that almost made me poo my pantaloons.
My friend's little sister is in university now. Weird. Not weird like, "hey! you're legal now!" but weird like, "I remember when you were still abortable."
The most vivid memory I have of her, other than her going all Power Rangers on her older sister, was throwing a giant plastic stock car down the stairwell JUST as she managed to crawl into the trajectory of...
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The most vivid memory I have of her, other than her going all Power Rangers on her older sister, was throwing a giant plastic stock car down the stairwell JUST as she managed to crawl into the trajectory of...
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jovanka:
LOL, that's the best one yet! WHY?? Because I was joking around on our way to Sanghai that next year (I swear, no kidding) I wanted a giant roast hollowed out with a bottle of Jack jammed into it with a candle sticking out the top as my birthday cake next year! So white trash but so cool.
I wish your friend had killed Tom Cruise.
I wish your friend had killed Tom Cruise.
tricks:
the kids who I used to babysit are losing their baby teeth. It's quite upsetting since I had to deal with them teething in the first place.
How can all you people living in Toronto not have huge fat asses? About a block away from my friend's apartment there's a street that is all Japanese and Korean restaurants minus one, "you can buy tons of useless crap here after you've drank four litres of saki" store (I thought it was an internet cafe, but just because the sign says, "LOLLOL" doesn't mean...
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tricks:
I think that for the most part the reason why I didn't have a huge ass was because I walked a lot. And I would find good places to eat. Unfortunately, one of my favourite places just shut down 
where do you live in Toronto?
where do you live in Toronto?
I just climbed into the attic to see what has been making all the chirping, growling, mewling, barking, fornicating noises (despite warnings from every horror movie ever made, I only went armed with a police-brutality sized mag-light and a super-soaker). I didn't see any squirrels or raccoons or claw-shimps or Japanese children. There was nary an asbestos crazed David Caruso in sight. What I did...
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jovanka:
He moved the shop to Yonge and Wellesley, 2nd floor. It's a really cool space, he's going all horror with it. You in the T-dot?
jovanka:
Nope! No more hasslefree clinic. Can't get an AIDS test and a tattoo in the same building anymore. What's the world coming to? 
Oh and thanks for the link! I would have never thought of that. Brilliant. Looks like a happenin' place, the 1st Annual Tweed Festival of Trees actually sounds like it could be nice.
Oh and thanks for the link! I would have never thought of that. Brilliant. Looks like a happenin' place, the 1st Annual Tweed Festival of Trees actually sounds like it could be nice.
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jovanka:
I saw a piss bag once that straps to your leg. No fart bags though.
solaris:
ha, i wish. at work i have to wear a red polo-style shirt and khaki pants. or however you spell khaki. barf barf.
if i ever want to get fired i will wear the cosbyissist christmassyist sweater to work ever.
if i ever want to get fired i will wear the cosbyissist christmassyist sweater to work ever.
the other question... i simply cannot answer.