Welcome to hate the world day. I don't know why I've been in such a bad mood, but it sure has been bad. I took my mom out for dinner and just kind of sat there wanting to yell at other patrons. I flipped off a box of kittens, too.
You know what the problem is? I'm missing a nemesis. I need the anti-Rob...
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You know what the problem is? I'm missing a nemesis. I need the anti-Rob...
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audio:
you sooo know it wasnt like that! damn, i bought it a drink before. not like i just whipped out the pool cue. haha 
machasha:
the Cardiacs are gods
Weird.
So there's a chance I could get a job at a record company (whose name I won't mention) in Toronto. Now, I've been wanting to move to BC but I'd also like to work at a record company, even if it is doing menial work like filing and collating. If I go to BC it's BC and that's reason enough, but I don't know...
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So there's a chance I could get a job at a record company (whose name I won't mention) in Toronto. Now, I've been wanting to move to BC but I'd also like to work at a record company, even if it is doing menial work like filing and collating. If I go to BC it's BC and that's reason enough, but I don't know...
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twwly:
*raises hand*
but you'd throw me out of the car by timmins.
but you'd throw me out of the car by timmins.
twwly:
no, no, **I** fart a lot.
YOU'D be curled in the backseat, crying for your mother.
YOU'D be curled in the backseat, crying for your mother.
I suck at first gear. No, that's not a metaphor. I'm really good at reverse though. No, that's not a metaphor either.
Xenon lights and heated seats! S-W-A-N-K!
Cutest car saleswoman ever, too.
Xenon lights and heated seats! S-W-A-N-K!
Cutest car saleswoman ever, too.
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toria:
$5000 crapper, eh? The best part about that article was the subtle allusion to it's female masturbatory potential... the "special appeal for the ladies". Sweet Jesus.
And I also loved the complaint about the "anemic fan". Poor bastard had to finish off with a little toilet paper? UNACCEPTABLE FOR A $5000 SHITTER!!!
And I also loved the complaint about the "anemic fan". Poor bastard had to finish off with a little toilet paper? UNACCEPTABLE FOR A $5000 SHITTER!!!
toria:
*more winks for good measure*
New car tomorrow! Yay!
If anything will turn things around for me, it will be this 163bhp of love machine. I've hated my Honda for a while because it's cursed and it tries to kill me all the time, but I want to live in this new car. I want to rub my booty on its supple, vinyl interior. AND IT'S A 6-SPEED! WAHEY!
Wanna...
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If anything will turn things around for me, it will be this 163bhp of love machine. I've hated my Honda for a while because it's cursed and it tries to kill me all the time, but I want to live in this new car. I want to rub my booty on its supple, vinyl interior. AND IT'S A 6-SPEED! WAHEY!
Wanna...
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audio:
oh dude. put down you ataris and put in some postal service. then you really won't want to listen to anything else. 
so what is the new booty car anyways??
so what is the new booty car anyways??
audio:
holy dudes!!
that is such a bootymobile!
that is such a bootymobile!
Add, "apparently getting flaked on by the same girl for the third time" to the list of things that make me sad. I like her and all, but this is around the point I'm supposed to give up, right? Sure, benefit of the doubt, valid reason the first time, but holy shit... if I'm reading into things the right way, she's back into her ex...
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audio:
emmm cereal
my favorite food group
my favorite food group
posh:
naw of course not! audio is a rad chick.
I'll give you $10 if you can make it so I'm not shy anymore. Seriously. $10 Canadian dollars!
posh:
i can do it. but it needs to be in person. also, i only take payments in cookies.
i would so love to take up welding. i've had a thing for it for two years now but no where to begin.
i would so love to take up welding. i've had a thing for it for two years now but no where to begin.
dorian:
Though I do not endorse this, inner anger can take away shyness?
So I'm standing there watching me shoot myself down in flames. I really suck at making first impressions. Argh. "I'll see you online" may as well be, "piss off, runt."
Angst!
I feel like such a stupid kid. I haven't had a crush, a big crush, the kind where you don't know what to say around the person beause you're just full of "wow," in...
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Angst!
I feel like such a stupid kid. I haven't had a crush, a big crush, the kind where you don't know what to say around the person beause you're just full of "wow," in...
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Sometimes, I swear google is just fucking with my head.
posh:
does it not get annoying? for the most part i don't think people realize that i'm coming from toronto. the whole thing about the city smelling just doesn't matter. i'm used to breathing yellow smog for like four months of the year.
when are you moving?
when are you moving?
posh:
i know nothing about vancouver so i can't really decide on a possible place to move to.
What's with all the homeless people in Toronto? I don't get it. I mean, there are a lot of fuckin' homeless people in Toronto.
Except for the woman at Queen/Yonge who gives a sticker to "all the hot guys/girls" and the witty punk rockers in front of CityTV, I want to give them all food and money. I couldn't finish my food at McDonalds (fuck...
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Except for the woman at Queen/Yonge who gives a sticker to "all the hot guys/girls" and the witty punk rockers in front of CityTV, I want to give them all food and money. I couldn't finish my food at McDonalds (fuck...
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anouck:
no it's okay...some people always look familiar, do you know what i mean?! 
...seriously it doesn't matter 
...seriously it doesn't matter
twwly:
your knees bruise eachother? you that freakishly skinny, mate?
When people are talking about shit I don't want to hear about, I pretend it's a pair of hetero life-mates doing all the chattering.
Surrealism - it keeps the world turning.
Surrealism - it keeps the world turning.
dorian:
I'll be random and brief now as I should go bed. Complexity may resume tomorrow, or mayhaps not.
Do you like popcorn? How do you like popcorn?
Do you like popcorn? How do you like popcorn?