doctorskinny

Online dating is fucking hilarious.

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I JUST SAW THE BEST POLICE CHASE EVER!

Ok, so it's 1am. I've just been dropped in front of my office. Down the street I see a cruiser's lights start flashing and it's doing a 3-point turn. Initially, since I can't see any other cars on the road, I think that the cop is going to come over and check out just why someone's stopping...
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I need my TV back or else I'm going to obsess about being a jerk in previous relationships and drive myself insane thinking about how I'll screw up future relationships. Without Trapper, Hawkeye and BJ, I am a wreck. I can't sleep. I can't even smoke. I miss you so much 4077th. I will fix the EVF if you'll just come back to me!

Plastic...
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This is my okcupid attempt at dating: http://okcupid.com/profile?u=heave

I think it's really going to work this time. This online dating thing. Definitely. What woman can resist a man who has his own communist robot army?

I wish the internet captivated me the way it did in 1995. Everything's become branded. Corporate. Mainstream. I remember spending the first few years at 14.4kbps looking for improvised munitions, general anarchy and guitar tabs. I had to type my connection string into WinSock. I made a better website than CNN. Warez was completely unregulated. The newsgroups actually held information. There were no pop-ups. No...
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You kids have fun.

NN2S and QC both go retarded for baristas. Like them I have a thing for those in the food service industry, but I get ridiculous crushes on East Side Mario's waitresses. Indian girl in Belleville and punk-rock girl in Whitby, let me whisk you away to my creepy farmhouse in the woods. We can flick baby mice at each other and ride bicycles carefully around...
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