I was lying on the couch, minding my own business, watching a little CBC, when A BAT FLEW INTO MY LIVING ROOM. They live in the walls, like Aliens (they mostly come out at night. Mostly).
Bats are the cutest little flying rodents ever. They're like kittens with wings, or small, fuzzy, disease carrying suicidegirls. I wouldn't hump one or anything, but they are prettier than Oprah.
So yeah. I threw a blanket over him and threw him and hte blanket outside. He flew off in a huff. He can find his way back into the attic or the barn on his own -- I ain't no bat daddy.
BAT DANCE
Bats are the cutest little flying rodents ever. They're like kittens with wings, or small, fuzzy, disease carrying suicidegirls. I wouldn't hump one or anything, but they are prettier than Oprah.
So yeah. I threw a blanket over him and threw him and hte blanket outside. He flew off in a huff. He can find his way back into the attic or the barn on his own -- I ain't no bat daddy.
BAT DANCE
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tricks:
LIAR! you wish you were!
twwly:
Aw. I remember the house I grew up in always had bats. My dad used to catch them with a fishing net.