It's not that I hate animals. It's that animals provide a level of comedy surpassed only by American politics, my underwear and whale farts. Tonight on my drive to the convenience store for my usual dose of corn syrup and it's cousin, the corn chip, I almost hit a bunch of animals because animals suck at crossing the road.
1. A skunk.
2. An armored death beaver, aka porcupine.
3. TWO HORSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMNED ROAD.
Seeing a pair of horses walking down the middle of the road at 3:30am is surreal. I guess not seeing a pair of horses walking down the middle of the road at 3:30am is expensive. It would suck to be that guy. I did hit a skunk earlier in the night. In my defence, it was already dead and mushy -- I just swished it around a bit with my Pirellis.
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The good thing about having a dirt basement: if water gets into the basement, it goes into the dirt.
The bad thing about having a dirt basement: if water goes into the dirt, it fucking stays there until armageddon. Also, stinko to the max.
1. A skunk.
2. An armored death beaver, aka porcupine.
3. TWO HORSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMNED ROAD.
Seeing a pair of horses walking down the middle of the road at 3:30am is surreal. I guess not seeing a pair of horses walking down the middle of the road at 3:30am is expensive. It would suck to be that guy. I did hit a skunk earlier in the night. In my defence, it was already dead and mushy -- I just swished it around a bit with my Pirellis.
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The good thing about having a dirt basement: if water gets into the basement, it goes into the dirt.
The bad thing about having a dirt basement: if water goes into the dirt, it fucking stays there until armageddon. Also, stinko to the max.
Reason # 485781 why I think you're neato.