I LOVE CAMELS!
Did you know a camel can go 5-7 days with little or no food and water, and can lose a quarter of its body weight without impairing its normal functions? IT CAN!
Did you know that, contrary to popular belief, a camel does not store water in its hump. It is in fact a mound of fatty tissue from which the animal draws energy when food is hard to find! ISN'T THAT TOTALLY AWESOME?!
The camel has a large mouth, with 34 sharp teeth. Camels use these teeth to rend the flesh from the tiny bones of human infants. TOTALLY TRUE!
If you like to eat, you should know that the best camel meat comes from young male camels. These young male camels are commonly known as "twinks" because they look like young boys. WICKED!
When walking, the camel moves both feet on one side of its body, then both feet on the other. This gait suggests the rolling motion of a boat, explaining the camel's 'ship of the desert' nickname. This is why anyone who calls their camel "titanic" gets cock punched. No one likes a swarmy camel owner.
I LOVE CAMELS! CAMELS ARE ELITE!
Did you know a camel can go 5-7 days with little or no food and water, and can lose a quarter of its body weight without impairing its normal functions? IT CAN!
Did you know that, contrary to popular belief, a camel does not store water in its hump. It is in fact a mound of fatty tissue from which the animal draws energy when food is hard to find! ISN'T THAT TOTALLY AWESOME?!
The camel has a large mouth, with 34 sharp teeth. Camels use these teeth to rend the flesh from the tiny bones of human infants. TOTALLY TRUE!
If you like to eat, you should know that the best camel meat comes from young male camels. These young male camels are commonly known as "twinks" because they look like young boys. WICKED!
When walking, the camel moves both feet on one side of its body, then both feet on the other. This gait suggests the rolling motion of a boat, explaining the camel's 'ship of the desert' nickname. This is why anyone who calls their camel "titanic" gets cock punched. No one likes a swarmy camel owner.
I LOVE CAMELS! CAMELS ARE ELITE!
daniyell:
i'm suddenly developing a strange desire to be able to spew out facts like the annoyingly-cute kid in Jerry MacGuire
twwly:
You're a riot.