TEN MINUTES!!!!
[1:01am]
I just shoveled part of the driveway so the crazy-go-nuts snowplow guy can go crazy-go-nuts and plow the whole driveway in the morning without having to go crazy-go-nuts around my car.
[1:02am]
My right ear keeps on making electronic noises.
[1:03am]
there it goes again. It wasn't absinthe that made Van Gogh cut his ear off, or schizophrenia, or any of that hippy crap -- it was electrical charges in his ears driving him insane.
[1:04am]
I keep on thinking the belt touching my forearm is a fly, because my house is full of flies. It kinda freaks me out. Flies poop everywhere, and I don't want the little fuckers pooping on me.
[1:05am]
I like that episode of The Outer Limits where aliens pick up a neighborhood and move it into a secret neighborhood testing facility in space. I'd like to move my neighborhood between three and twenty-four hours south.
[1:05am]
Beef or chicken, beef or chicken, beef or chicken...
[1:06am]
BEEF!
[1:07am]
Holy crap, there's a naked girl on the TV talking to the camera. She has weird teeth. Her bottom teeth are spaced all wrong and one of them is exactly in the middle of her mouth. It's cartoony.
[1:08am]
I like winter when it's a little damp and hovering around zero degrees. Any colder than that and I want to go back to Mexico for eight months. Nevermind, I just want to go back to Mexico
[1:09am]
WHOA! THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE CHER!!! HOLY CRAP!!!
[1:10am]
There's about four people I like talking to on the internet, but since I've met them in person that ruins the whole talking on the internet thing. Once you get used to the real thing, it's hard to go back. It's like Coke vs Diet Coke, or blowjobs vs humping. Actually, it's nothing at all like blowjobs vs humping, discard that statement. God damn, I need to wash my winter boots, they stink like someone else's feet and those feet are full of the stinking of awfulness.
[3:36am]
"What the hell is that?"
"Tampon goblin... AND THE TAMPON GOBLIN COMES IN THE NIIIIIGHT."
[1:01am]
I just shoveled part of the driveway so the crazy-go-nuts snowplow guy can go crazy-go-nuts and plow the whole driveway in the morning without having to go crazy-go-nuts around my car.
[1:02am]
My right ear keeps on making electronic noises.
[1:03am]
there it goes again. It wasn't absinthe that made Van Gogh cut his ear off, or schizophrenia, or any of that hippy crap -- it was electrical charges in his ears driving him insane.
[1:04am]
I keep on thinking the belt touching my forearm is a fly, because my house is full of flies. It kinda freaks me out. Flies poop everywhere, and I don't want the little fuckers pooping on me.
[1:05am]
I like that episode of The Outer Limits where aliens pick up a neighborhood and move it into a secret neighborhood testing facility in space. I'd like to move my neighborhood between three and twenty-four hours south.
[1:05am]
Beef or chicken, beef or chicken, beef or chicken...
[1:06am]
BEEF!
[1:07am]
Holy crap, there's a naked girl on the TV talking to the camera. She has weird teeth. Her bottom teeth are spaced all wrong and one of them is exactly in the middle of her mouth. It's cartoony.
[1:08am]
I like winter when it's a little damp and hovering around zero degrees. Any colder than that and I want to go back to Mexico for eight months. Nevermind, I just want to go back to Mexico
[1:09am]
WHOA! THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE CHER!!! HOLY CRAP!!!
[1:10am]
There's about four people I like talking to on the internet, but since I've met them in person that ruins the whole talking on the internet thing. Once you get used to the real thing, it's hard to go back. It's like Coke vs Diet Coke, or blowjobs vs humping. Actually, it's nothing at all like blowjobs vs humping, discard that statement. God damn, I need to wash my winter boots, they stink like someone else's feet and those feet are full of the stinking of awfulness.
[3:36am]
"What the hell is that?"
"Tampon goblin... AND THE TAMPON GOBLIN COMES IN THE NIIIIIGHT."
whaa:
Whoa. Watch out for those tampon goblins.