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Saturday Dec 20, 2003

Dec 20, 2003
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"A guy like you shouldn't have any problem finding a date!"

You'd be surprised.

Every night I walk into my room and fumble for the light switch dangling behind the headboard. I hope that when the electricity shocks through that strip of tungsten, it will illuminate the silouette of someone I can fall in love with, who's curled up in my bed and is annoyed that there's a 60 watt bulb shining in her face and a gangly guy trying to steal some of the covers back from her.

I bet when it does happen I'll be the usual jackass and forget I was even thinking this and take the whole thing for granted.

Anyway, enough of that crap. I got a Happy Tree Friends DVD and I'm gonna go watch it now.

EDIT: jesus, I sound like bobby. No more reading High Fidelity before bed.
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gotta love dick!

grrrrr! too bad there is a dickhead in the movie. grumble grumble. why do people still hire ben affleck?
Dec 21, 2003
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so whats the plan chicken butt?
you still coming saturday? i am also trying to round up some fellow montreal SGs for a bit of a gathering if you are interested.
lemme know.

smile
Dec 22, 2003

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