Saturday Dec 13, 2003

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I suck at first gear. No, that's not a metaphor. I'm really good at reverse though. No, that's not a metaphor either.

Xenon lights and heated seats! S-W-A-N-K!

Cutest car saleswoman ever, too.
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toria:
$5000 crapper, eh? The best part about that article was the subtle allusion to it's female masturbatory potential... the "special appeal for the ladies". Sweet Jesus.
And I also loved the complaint about the "anemic fan". Poor bastard had to finish off with a little toilet paper? UNACCEPTABLE FOR A $5000 SHITTER!!! wink
toria:
*more winks for good measure* wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

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