I JUST SAW THE BEST POLICE CHASE EVER!
Ok, so it's 1am. I've just been dropped in front of my office. Down the street I see a cruiser's lights start flashing and it's doing a 3-point turn. Initially, since I can't see any other cars on the road, I think that the cop is going to come over and check out just why someone's stopping on front street at 1am. I can understand that. There's a few crack houses around and I'd want to check it out.
Then I hear "bbbbbbbbrrrrrraaaZAAZAAAAAZAAGGBBBBARRARARARARARRRRRRAGGGG" and a four wheeler with a jiggling fat dude on it comes TEARING down the road. TEARING.
Note: for a four-wheeler, tearing along is about 40km/h.
No lights. No safety gear other than an old motocross helmet. Obviously drunk. TEARING down the street.
Pudgy McDrunkGuy turns around a corner RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME and ends up on two wheels, almost toppling over while the cruiser is about a half block behind. As the cruiser passed where I was standing, AT THE SPEED LIMIT, with its lights flashing and the cop radioing in that he was in pursuit I could not stop laughing.
I really hope the cop got the evasive, drunken, pudgy, four-wheeling criminal. I think. I don't know if it's funnier thinking that the guy got caught and the cop is left with a great story, or that he escaped and he's left with a great story.
Either way, I've got one. Hillbillies are awesome!
Ok, so it's 1am. I've just been dropped in front of my office. Down the street I see a cruiser's lights start flashing and it's doing a 3-point turn. Initially, since I can't see any other cars on the road, I think that the cop is going to come over and check out just why someone's stopping on front street at 1am. I can understand that. There's a few crack houses around and I'd want to check it out.
Then I hear "bbbbbbbbrrrrrraaaZAAZAAAAAZAAGGBBBBARRARARARARARRRRRRAGGGG" and a four wheeler with a jiggling fat dude on it comes TEARING down the road. TEARING.
Note: for a four-wheeler, tearing along is about 40km/h.
No lights. No safety gear other than an old motocross helmet. Obviously drunk. TEARING down the street.
Pudgy McDrunkGuy turns around a corner RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME and ends up on two wheels, almost toppling over while the cruiser is about a half block behind. As the cruiser passed where I was standing, AT THE SPEED LIMIT, with its lights flashing and the cop radioing in that he was in pursuit I could not stop laughing.
I really hope the cop got the evasive, drunken, pudgy, four-wheeling criminal. I think. I don't know if it's funnier thinking that the guy got caught and the cop is left with a great story, or that he escaped and he's left with a great story.
Either way, I've got one. Hillbillies are awesome!