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Sunday Dec 06, 2009

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Wow.

Just... wow.

There's a school of thought that the best way to attract women is to be a complete and total jerk to them.

This guy has taken that thought a little too close to heart.



What's amazing to me is the way that both of his messages a) try to shame the woman into calling him, and b) set it up so that if he doesn't get a call back, it's not his fault. He preys on low self esteem while at the same time propping up his own low self esteem. It's like an Escher painting of desperation and douchebaggery that appears mathematically possible, but cannot exist under real-world physics.

Ouch! My brain just tried to escape through my ear.

edited to note: Oh! Hey! Did you notice how he "has to get the hhheck out of the area," but just a minute or two later he says he's working on a screenplay, so he'll be around for at least the next couple of days? Cor, wot a giveaway.
monna:
very ineresting that 2 messages that guy left to the girl..i think he is a complete jerk trying to low her down ... tongue..
Dec 6, 2009

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