So this chick i have wanted to fuck for a while came over last night to drink

and she got wasted and she was like where is ur bed i wanna go to sleep

so we are laying there for about to seconds till i put moves on her and she is IN

i got everything off her but her pants... i have never gotten a chick topless and she hasnt let me fuck her

i guess she wont take her pants off unless she is dating a guy...

i guess some people would call maken out with a really hot topless chick a win

personally i call it a major fail on my part

i am ashamed of myself

but on a better not

SUMMER IS HERE IN CHICAGO

This is out at the rock river in oregon il where we blow up tubes and float down the river and get wasted out of our minds



It has now become a challenge to see who can look the most rediculous on the float trips after this pic was taken


If u dont wear a pink leopard arm sleeve thing and look gay as fuck ur just not BEATING IT UP



This is our 60 foot slip and slide its a fuckin really good time


I decided it would be fun to play in the mud while we did the slip and slide and i was of course right


This is my boys gf we like to make her do stupid shit


and whoever says i aint a sweet heart just look at this pictures and try and say i aint



his big sexy muscles just need a lil rubbing LOL

NICE CLIT NICE DICK BEAT IT UP