Have you ever had to pee so badly that your bladder continued to ache well after you'd made it to the restroom? I just had that. I still feel all stretched out inside.
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dobson:
That's an interesting turn of phrase, dear. "Lies true," does it? 
kg:
lie as in rests, you attempting-to-be-smug-son-of-a-b.
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Just got back from Vegas this afternoon (I'm still talking as though it's Tuesday), and I thought I should let the one of you that reads this know that had a grand old time. The first night, I went with a couple people to the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton, where I proceeded to get trashed and ride the rides. I drank a Warp...
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Ugggh. When I renegotiated my gym membership, they threw in a handful of personal training sessions. I've always been a bit of a fitness fanatic, but this woman training me is sadistic. It feels as though she's making me work out muscles I did not even know existed before! I woke up the morning after the first session and my fuckin' armpits were sore. What...
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kg:
i know exactly what you mean, except i need a sadistic trainer to kick my ass into shape. :/