I copy-pasted that last entry about my housing situation to my myspace profile, just so I could feel like I was keeping the thing updating, and within a few hours received a comment on it. This comment was not, however, from one of my friends or even someone that I know. Some fifty year old woman, a complete stranger, was not only reading my blog, which would be strange enough, but actually commented on it! This isn't the first time, either.
What is with these middle-aged wives getting all up in my fries? I get maybe two a day looking at my OKCupid profile, giving me ratings on looks and what not, and every so often I'll get a friend request on myspace from some old hen. It's really weirding me out! I feel like some rich elderly bitch's pool boy Javier, who never gets the chlorine quite right but has an ass that makes them wish they were a half-century younger.
What is with these middle-aged wives getting all up in my fries? I get maybe two a day looking at my OKCupid profile, giving me ratings on looks and what not, and every so often I'll get a friend request on myspace from some old hen. It's really weirding me out! I feel like some rich elderly bitch's pool boy Javier, who never gets the chlorine quite right but has an ass that makes them wish they were a half-century younger.