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Saturday Apr 29, 2006

Apr 29, 2006
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How have you been, people?

I am still unable to check SG as often as I used to.
The apartment search continues.
Still busting my ass at work.
You don't want to hear about that boring shit, so I'll give you a list of things I've learned this week:

1. A pastrami sandwich with potato salad that has been sitting in a studio for 8 hours smells like a dead gopher's taint. (Don't ask how I know what that smells like...trust me)
2. The Bangkok 5 album kicks ass. I wouldn't promote it unless I actually liked it. It is worth checking out. No shit.
3. Wells Fargo is a horrible bank. And the tellers aren't as hot as Bank of America.
4. I have misplaced several pairs of boxers. I haved no idea where they are and it's slightly disturbing to me.
5. Being followed by a large, unkept, drag queen in a Rite Aid at 1am is not as fun as it sounds.


That is my week in review. Send me messages, kids. I love seeing that I have e-mail. Make a sexy old man happy.

Currently Listening to:
Tom Waits "Heartattack and Vine"
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
saraphine:
Um, that was the funniest comment ever---clever and hilarious. Thank you biggrin
May 2, 2006
shesinparties:
you are sexy love love love
May 5, 2006

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