dmuff

I was looking through my music today and found one of my favorite albums of all time...


One of the best songs on the album...
"Fuck Em All"

I fucked one in the basement
I fucked one in the hall
Fucked one on a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
Fucked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I fucked em all
I fucked one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I fucked a college girl
Who didn't have a clue
Fucked one turned her sideways
Like a China doll
I fucked em all
It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll fuck that too
I fucked one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
Fucked a girl in Pittsburgh
The Steelers won that night
Fucked an operator
Now she takes my calls
I fucked em all

Fucking brillant!!!!! Buy it!

I'm off to work. I actually happy to go to in today. I need something to do and if I'm going to be treated like shit, at least I'll get paid for it.