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Hey Dan, this is Jay. While my nude wife (36c, size 2 jeans) air dries from our post sex shower, I thought I'd call and say hi. We're having a gaggle of strippers over later to try to break a bunch of commandments and marital vows....too bad you're in Cali, or we'd invite you over for a beer. Later for now!

Ahahaha, that's a good one...I've been trying to think of a good studio answering machine message for a while...
Hey, this is George. I'm probably in the studio right now, so leave a mesage and I'll get back to you when I get. out. If this is the studio calling, look around. I'm most likely in there somewhere.