dmuff

The X-mas shopping season has begun.
Whilest eating my turkey dog, I' came across these magical holiday items...

You'll be yelling "Squeal like a pig", when you reinact the best parts of Deliverance with Ernie The Sodomized Elf.


No Christmas dinner table is complete without the "Shitting Santa" candy dispenser! See you family watch in amazement as Saint Nick drops a duece of colorful candy pellets.


Nothing says Christmas more than being taunted by dead relatives and loved ones. This finely engraved pewter ornament brightens up any tree with a Christmas message from beyond the grave.


Let's face it, Grandma wouldn't be half as lovable without her horrible gambling addiction. She'll know you care when you give her this highly detailed ornament. She will spend hours staring at it while eating cat food outside her favorite casino.


Finally, it wouldn't be Christmas without those adorable M&M characters. This year's mantle piece must have depicts your favorite choclate candies laughing and posing with a dead, frozen baby they found in the dumpster behind the WalMart. Oh those silly pranksters!


Jesus, I love Christmas!

Currently Listening to:
Bruce Springsteen "Atlantic City"