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dmuff

island of the misfit toys

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Thursday Oct 27, 2005

Oct 27, 2005
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Thanks, Shawndaddy, for tagging me with the 20 facts game...bastard! smile

Here goes...

1. I had my last name legally changed when I was six years old to my mom's maiden name. My original last name is Gordon.

2. I was raised by my grandparents. My parents divorced when I was a year old. My dad moved to Texas and my mom got a job as a nurse working nights.

3. I won't eat chicken unless it's processed. I don't know why. I never had a "bad experience", I just don't like to eat it off the bird.

4. I have an addiction to pin-up zippo lighters.

5. I waited two and a half years to have sex with my soon-to-be ex-wife. She wasn't ready and I didn't want to push her. She regretted waiting so long afterwards, but I never did.

6. I was exposed to many different cultures and people as a kid. My mom used have friends from all over the world visit, and I was always fascinated by their different customs and beliefs. I learned alot about respect. Thanks, mom. smile

7. I have two bowling trophies from college. I can bowl worth a shit, though.

8. I weighed about 300lbs 8 months ago. Now, I'm 188lbs and still feel like I'm huge. I haven't gotten used to being smaller.

9. I met my dad when I was 12. It was by accident.

10. My sister and I were inseperable when we were kids. We never fought and always stuck up for each other. She became manic depressive and a compulsive liar when we were teenagers. I don't associate with her anymore. Her lying and manipulating became too much for me to bare. That's why I can't stand anyone lying to me.

11. I only surround myself with good people.

12. I am the only one in my family who hasn't worked for the government.

13. I started playing guitar in bars when I was 15.

14. I am a tactile person. I love to touch anything soft. Not in a creepy way!

15. When I was 19, I pierced my nipples. I took them out a year later.

16. I used to play $2500 a hand in blackjack in Vegas. I don't and wouldn't do that anymore.

17. I believe in romance, love, and kindness. (Yeah...that will get me laid...not)

18. I have only been dumped once.

19. I am extremely self-conscious and shy at times (see #8)

20. I don't regret anything in my life. wink

Here's a bonus one...

I don't like putting pressure on people, so I won't ask anyone else to do this.

Now, look at the kitty... miao!!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
cyrus:
holy crap. I never noticed the kitty smiley!
Oct 28, 2005
missblood:
i also pierced my nipples at 19... ha ha
I also took them out but only a couple years ago. kiss
Oct 29, 2005

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