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I just got home from the Bigfoot Lodge.
Shots of vodka and bad karaoke have managed to make me smile for the past three hours.
When I came home I had to piss so badly that I woke up my roomate. (Yes, that takes talent!)
I hate going to bars by myself. I get there, sit in a corner by myself and try to get up the courage to talk to people. I've never been comfortable in large group social situations, but I'm trying to break out of it. It's painful and I look like a loser, but I don't care. It's helping me.

Sleep is sounding like a good idea right now.

Currently Listening to:
Survivor "Eye of the Tiger" and picturing my own self-improvement montage.

Question:
Have you ever seen an asian midget sing Laura Branigan's "Gloria"?

I have and it was amazing!

A pic I took at the Coffee Table in Eagle Rock today...


My roomate in an Elvis mask after I woke her up with my loud urination...