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Tonight, I plan on getting dollar deep in some titties
I <3 Strippers.
It's a perfect business transaction: I like naked women, they like my money.
Everyone's happy.
The End.
God Bless America.
Amen.

Had a good day. (Although it was hotter than Satan's taint!)
Hung out with my buddies Luci and Cyrus.
Went to work.
Met Bob Seeger.
Played with a puppy.
Got a text from a girl I met last week.
Met her and her friend at Tiny's Bar, closed the place and then came back to my apt. to drink more and talk about music...
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I'm sitting at work waiting for Michael Bolton to finish for the night.
(That sounded dirty didn't it? Like I'm a man-whore and he's having his way with me, but I've grown bored of his selfishness in bed...ok I just scared myself...seriously..I'm going to sit in the corner of the shower now and scrub myself with an SOS pad!)

I've been letting too many things...
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I've had to postpone my trip to Maryland due to lack of money and time.
It will only be pushed back a few weeks, but I still feel anxious about it.

On a happier note, I'm looking forward to today's sessions at work. Three past sessions are coming back in. Two are male singers and one is a dead guitar god. I hope I get...
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If I could pick one song to describe how I feel right now, it would be "Bad Liver and a Broken Heart" by Tom Waits...

or,

"Big Balls" by AC/DC.

It's a toss up.

Got off work late tonight.
I was supposed to get out @11pm, instead I got out at 1:20am.
That fucked up my whole night, but it was probably for the best.
I would have gone to a bar on the strip, got drunk and spent way too much money.
I'm being good for once.
We'll see how long that lasts.

I'll be up for awhile,...
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Holy shit!

I am too drunk to peel an orange!
This is the most evil of fruit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhh

All I want is some vitamin C, bitches. Dayum!

Jesus' balls!

It's so fucking hot in my apt!!!!!
It's so wonderful to wake up in a pool of sweat...atleast I hope it was sweat. I didn't drink that much last night!

I saw my buddies, Shawndaddy and Cyrus, last night. They are two of my favorite people on the planet and should be yours too.

More drinking will ensue tonight. My twin and...
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I just got home from work.
Turned on the TV and there was a soft-core porn on named "Busty Coeds".
First off, this title is false advertising.
The girls I saw were:
A. Rather small chested
B. Way too old to be co-eds
C. Were not in a school or dorm type setting

I caught the last scene, which was a girl/girl scene.
The only...
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Day off! Fuck Yeah!!!!!

Last night I got to witness some scoring for the new Rocky movie.
Now I feel like going to a meat packing plant and getting into a fist fight with a side of beef.

My plans today include (but are not limited to):

-Checking flights to Maryland
-Hanging my Barry Manilow posters.
-Not spending money
-Drinking (which kinda negates the last...
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At work procrastinating.
The smell of Barry Manilow is still fresh in the air (chianti and expensive candles to be precise).
Had a decent night with Gerrard and Bob from My Chemical Romance. Their new album is going to be sick if what I heard tonight is any indication.

I think I need to update my SG and myspace accounts. I just need time, which...
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