I'm lonely.
I need warm clothes.
I'm going to spend all day on a plane tomorrow.
I need to start drinking now.
On a good and slightly gay note, I am learning the benefits of a straight iron on a mohawk. My shit looks tight.
Take care.
Later, kids.
Currently Listening to:
The Darkness "Growing On Me" (Who knew that a song about genital warts...
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I need warm clothes.
I'm going to spend all day on a plane tomorrow.
I need to start drinking now.
On a good and slightly gay note, I am learning the benefits of a straight iron on a mohawk. My shit looks tight.
Take care.
Later, kids.
Currently Listening to:
The Darkness "Growing On Me" (Who knew that a song about genital warts...
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Greetings from Capitol Studio A.
Just taking a break from a two room big band set-up.
I'm starting to get excited about my flight on Tuesday to Maryland.
Actually I'm having mixed emotions about it:
A. It will be good to see my friends and family.
B. It will be hard to see my friends and family.
C. I hope I don't run into my...
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Just taking a break from a two room big band set-up.
I'm starting to get excited about my flight on Tuesday to Maryland.
Actually I'm having mixed emotions about it:
A. It will be good to see my friends and family.
B. It will be hard to see my friends and family.
C. I hope I don't run into my...
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user304975207:
I hope every time you listen to R. Kelly, you think of Shawn and I. Or something.
Have a good trip.
Have a good trip.
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shawndaddy:
Don't make me cry you bastard!
*sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff*
user304975207:
Why is that so hard to believe?
I need inspiration and motivation right now.
Oh...turkey dogs and buns wouldn't hurt either.
Just leave them outside the door.
Thanks.
Oh...turkey dogs and buns wouldn't hurt either.
Just leave them outside the door.
Thanks.
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user304975207:
There there, Ill find you a husband.
vanessa:
"You're like a sexy, gorgeous, female, Michael Jackson with your single glove. Sham-mon!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That made me laugh harder that anything else has in a long time.
And GODDAMMIT!
Why Maryland?
WHY??
...Ok, so it's not that drastic, but still....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That made me laugh harder that anything else has in a long time.
And GODDAMMIT!
Why Maryland?
WHY??
...Ok, so it's not that drastic, but still....
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jj_r0x0rz:
bwahaha sweetness
lilviciousone:
they fling poo. 
Today I bought a plane ticket.
I'm going back to Maryland to visit my family and friends for a week. I leave next Tues.
In other news, I learned that it's hard to give someone the finger while wearing mittens today. Who knew?
Currently Listening to:
Van Halen "5150"
I'm going back to Maryland to visit my family and friends for a week. I leave next Tues.
In other news, I learned that it's hard to give someone the finger while wearing mittens today. Who knew?
Currently Listening to:
Van Halen "5150"
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allegory:
Coffee breaks's over, get on your back, biotch/... 
It's a Peavey 5150, right? I just sold my 2nd H&H two weeks ago...
This one's for you:
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to guide you...
like me,
like me.
If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
It's a Peavey 5150, right? I just sold my 2nd H&H two weeks ago...
This one's for you:
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to guide you...
like me,
like me.
If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
jj_r0x0rz:
i think mittens make it more of a challenge...mitens are rad though
Right now, somewhere in the world, someone is eating a leftover steak wwith an oversized fork.
That someone is me.
That someone is me.
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allegory:
What's up dude? How's the Bolt? I'm still waiting for a communication about the date! Look on eBay gear_pusher for my current stuff...I also have a really cool vintage Vox hollow electric- CHEAP! Sparkly Black Grosh...OOOOHHHH, pretty!!! Marshall vintage 1/2 stack...twin reverb...and a pro reverb...YUMMY!!! 
Tastes better than steak
But if you want beef, I got beef!!!
Tastes better than steak
But if you want beef, I got beef!!!
lilviciousone:
I like to cut mine up bite sized...ergh, but I think you'd know that after seeing me in action.
How's your day?
How's your day?
Hi, I'm Dan.
I'm too fucking tired to think of anything to write.
I need to overhaul my life.
I'll do it tomorrow.
Later
I'm too fucking tired to think of anything to write.
I need to overhaul my life.
I'll do it tomorrow.
Later
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user304975207:
Hi Dan
Im Becky. Im really tired right now.
Thanks for the steak
Im Becky. Im really tired right now.
Thanks for the steak
obd:
is this insomniacs anonymous?
I hit the 60 hour mark last night of work this week.
I just woke up and have an hour before I leave for work.
It's going to be another late one tonight (I got home at 6:30am this morning).
Tomorrow I have a day off.
I never thought I'd say this, but Michael Bolton is kicking my ass.
Currently Listening to:
LL Cool J...
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I just woke up and have an hour before I leave for work.
It's going to be another late one tonight (I got home at 6:30am this morning).
Tomorrow I have a day off.
I never thought I'd say this, but Michael Bolton is kicking my ass.
Currently Listening to:
LL Cool J...
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loslope:
Breakin' boundaries with the hip hop ballad.
Hey! Mr. Bolton is in shape and, barring another knee injury, could very well make the celebrity soft ball team this year.
Hey! Mr. Bolton is in shape and, barring another knee injury, could very well make the celebrity soft ball team this year.
shark_____:
damn that micheal bolton!
There have been cameras in the studio all week.
They make me nervous.
I need sleep and clean clothes.
I've been thinking about flying back to Maryland for a week to see my family.
I'm $300 away from my divorce being final.
I like kittens and clowns scare me.
That's all you need to know about me today.
They make me nervous.
I need sleep and clean clothes.
I've been thinking about flying back to Maryland for a week to see my family.
I'm $300 away from my divorce being final.
I like kittens and clowns scare me.
That's all you need to know about me today.
user304975207:
Ill see you Sat.
cyrus:
just look at the cameras and smile.
you ever seen killer clowns from outer space? great flick.
you ever seen killer clowns from outer space? great flick.
Hi, this is Dan.
I'm in the studio and unable to take your call right now, so please leave a sexy message to keep me entertained.
*Beeeeeeep*
I'm in the studio and unable to take your call right now, so please leave a sexy message to keep me entertained.
*Beeeeeeep*
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loslope:
Hey Dan, this is Jay. While my nude wife (36c, size 2 jeans) air dries from our post sex shower, I thought I'd call and say hi. We're having a gaggle of strippers over later to try to break a bunch of commandments and marital vows....too bad you're in Cali, or we'd invite you over for a beer. Later for now!
bigone167299:
Ahahaha, that's a good one...I've been trying to think of a good studio answering machine message for a while...
Hey, this is George. I'm probably in the studio right now, so leave a mesage and I'll get back to you when I get. out. If this is the studio calling, look around. I'm most likely in there somewhere.
Hey, this is George. I'm probably in the studio right now, so leave a mesage and I'll get back to you when I get. out. If this is the studio calling, look around. I'm most likely in there somewhere.
I spent part of my night sitting in the dark with Michael Bolton.
He lifted weights, the lights came back on, he sang, we ate dinner and talked about Frank Sinatra.
This is somehow normal to me.
The end.
He lifted weights, the lights came back on, he sang, we ate dinner and talked about Frank Sinatra.
This is somehow normal to me.
The end.
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koala:
Wow. That's pretty neat (even though I, myself am not the hugest fan of him, lol...It's still really cool)
obd:
you weren't on a dock in the bay, were you?
Have a good trip.