dman2886

Some of my most interesting conversations are the ones I have with myself.

punch myself in the toe!

you start laughing before the punch line because you've already seen the movie so many times.

Who is coming to the concert with me?

that I have an oral fixation.

Knee-high socks and chucks... I also have a thing for glasses...

for helping me realize that I am in fact an ass man.

Just don't...

PUT... A... BIRD... ON... IT!

I joined this site while extremely hungover and most likely still a little drunk. Now I have become addicted and see no recovery in my future.

Austin Texas!

My new years resolution is to fuck shit up to the best of my ability.