Pro: Strip clubs are awesome. It was my first time going. Now I'm hooked.
Con: They kept asking me to buy dances but going to a strip club with enough money for a movie ticket isn't suggested.
Pro: I kept giving the girls my friends. So they got money. And my friends are happy.
Con: I gotta get up for work in an hour and a half, and I'm still a little drunk.
Pro: I got Hauck to keep giving me beer money while winking. Thinking he'd realize I was trying to prove that I could get as much money as the girls could out of him. But I'm drunk. And he didn't notice. I'm a good friend.
Ok night night.