dmaggot

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What I need to do is construct a bed out of coffee. Using a coffee bed laser. Go back to sleep. Then wake up again. There is no wrong side of the coffee bed. It's durable. light weight and comfortable. Disclaimer: coffee bed is not for drinking as it contains strange science that is more than likely poisonous. And you will turn into a ninja turtle.