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My pull up bar decided to give way on someone who likes to lean on it. And it smashed the tile. So here's the before picture

Gonna be doing repair without having to replace it.

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dmaggot:
@1akbrian All I could think of while doing it was, how after Danny Glover cut the Predator's hand off in Predator 2. The predator used smashed tile, and wall he lit on fire to cauterize the wound. And how I wish he would smash through my wall. And pull up all the tiles. Then battle me. I'd win. And then Danny Glover would give me an old pistol. And swear. 
1akbrian:
That would be awesome!!
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Cuz my job is garbage. I get paid garbage. I won't get to meet my hero. So I'm just gonna read Sandman comics til my head pops. I need a hug.

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satanachist:
Oh fuck! You could do like the dirtiest of hippie kids used to do at grateful dead shows and stand outside with a cardboard sign that says "need a miracle". Pizza is a good thing for drowning sorrows. 
dmaggot:
@satanachist I should've 
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dmaggot:
@amberetta Hehe sweet! 
dolly28:
Yessss!! 
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A sandwich caught on fire in the toaster oven. They were pretty much just yelling "Fire! Somebody do something!" Even customers were just standing there. I fire extinguished that murrfucka. Didn't even get a thank you. They don't know. I didn't do it for them. I did it to save the coffee. And assorted breakfast foods.

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colchicine:
  I don't get how they managed to set a sammich on fire in the first place..... I worked with those super hot toasters at subway sammich shops that run at like 1000 degrees, none of us ever had anything catch on fire in there, had it burn and get charred but never actually on fire. I can't picture how that can be done accidentally, we are talking a whole new level of incompetence. Was one of the sammich toppings kindling by chance? lol.    Motivational Arson could be a good band or song name too :D 
dmaggot:
@colchicine Total song name. I said to them it looked like they left the paper on a flat bread sandwich. But they denied it  and just blamed it on a fiery flat bread. 
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It's coming up fast. Location scouting. Meetings. Gonna be doing a lot of carpentry on this. Building what I'm calling "The Murder Box." And a "Groundhog Box." Then script rehearsals in Dec. Getting a blurb in a magazine probably this month. Excitement! Woo!

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dmaggot:
@1akbrian  The next couple months are gonna be insaaaane. 
1akbrian:
Insanely awesome 
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chefdaddy:
I used to watch all sorts of low budget horror movies of the late eighties/early nineties. I would like to suggest,killer nerd https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3De2RaQz6g5Hk&ved=0CBwQ3ywwAGoVChMIqIr74M-2yAIVCjc-Ch2Aswe5&usg=AFQjCNF37lh0l9Zt5_piN6DodoKHxc3ohA&sig2=V7fiVMxnaRCR2nQnEUN4uw
dmaggot:
@chefdaddy I just watched those recently. I enjoyed em. Especially Bride Of Killer Nerd.