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Holy shit, it's snowing like a motherfucker out here in Minneapolis. I have been sleeping all motherfucking day I don't know why. It's a day off but I don't want to be driving on them dangerous icy motherfucking roads. Shit, what the fuck has been going on, I try to think. Not much. Tomorrow we are getting some more shit moved into our apartment. That's bonus. We are out fucking food practicly. I hope my roomate Jonathon goes and buys some more but he is a cheap bastard sometimes. You know, gawdamn those motherfucking strip clubs. Won't fucking go there anymore. The strippers are all like "can I give you a fucking lapdance or bed dance or erotic 3rd floor dance where you can see my pussy?" what the fuck. Just like, I just came here to have a good time and watch the girls onstage get naked I don't need a fucking private dance so quit hasstling me every 5 fucking goddamn minutes. Oh fuck, you know what, here's a fucking twenty, you're not that ugly, let's go over there on that couch, then will you shut the fuck up? Oh, would I like to buy the lady a drink? Sure, here's nine dollars out of my ass. Oops, I guess I can't pay my expired tabs ticket so they're gonna throw my ass in jail. But it was worth it...Chloe? That's your name, right? Yeah, just checking Chloe. I'm just like fucking ready to go home now and stick this steak knife through my chest. Buuut...I'll probably go back there again. Not. Girls aren't even hot to me anymore. I'm not going to say any foreskin jokes at the moment but you know that's why. Fuck. I'm still just chillin in bed with my bad internet connection waiting for the water to purify so I can make some fucking Kool-Aid. Shit, another year. No school. Shit.
Holy shit, it's snowing like a motherfucker out here in Minneapolis. I have been sleeping all motherfucking day I don't know why. It's a day off but I don't want to be driving on them dangerous icy motherfucking roads. Shit, what the fuck has been going on, I try to think. Not much. Tomorrow we are getting some more shit moved into our apartment. That's bonus. We are out fucking food practicly. I hope my roomate Jonathon goes and buys some more but he is a cheap bastard sometimes. You know, gawdamn those motherfucking strip clubs. Won't fucking go there anymore. The strippers are all like "can I give you a fucking lapdance or bed dance or erotic 3rd floor dance where you can see my pussy?" what the fuck. Just like, I just came here to have a good time and watch the girls onstage get naked I don't need a fucking private dance so quit hasstling me every 5 fucking goddamn minutes. Oh fuck, you know what, here's a fucking twenty, you're not that ugly, let's go over there on that couch, then will you shut the fuck up? Oh, would I like to buy the lady a drink? Sure, here's nine dollars out of my ass. Oops, I guess I can't pay my expired tabs ticket so they're gonna throw my ass in jail. But it was worth it...Chloe? That's your name, right? Yeah, just checking Chloe. I'm just like fucking ready to go home now and stick this steak knife through my chest. Buuut...I'll probably go back there again. Not. Girls aren't even hot to me anymore. I'm not going to say any foreskin jokes at the moment but you know that's why. Fuck. I'm still just chillin in bed with my bad internet connection waiting for the water to purify so I can make some fucking Kool-Aid. Shit, another year. No school. Shit.