djshiv

About to use my tax return for a bunch of new Ink. Vary excited. Pics to come.

So I will start teaching a course at the local community college on two weeks so I want everyone to start calling Professor Shivr.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2013 is going to ROCK!

So my 4yo has been asking a lot of questions about Santa lately, and I always answer them truthfully..

Yes I know Santa well. Yes, he knows what your doing all the time. Yes, he is fat.
(I can answer them truthfully because, of course, I'm Santa.)

Then it dawned on me. I always get sucky presents, but if I'm Santa, maybe I should get...
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Nothing sexy about this, but please vote for my invention. If it makes me rich I can buy all of you stuff off of your wishlists!

http://www.quirky.com/ideations/336537

Got a new hat for fathers day, pretty cool. I'll post pictures a little later.

Going to San Jose California on Business Tomorrow and Thursday, and... tomorrow is my Birthday..

Fun, Fun....

Anybody in that area want to help me celebrate, just send me a message.

Does masturbating 2 to 3 times a day make me a bad person?