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So my 4yo has been asking a lot of questions about Santa lately, and I always answer them truthfully..

Yes I know Santa well. Yes, he knows what your doing all the time. Yes, he is fat.
(I can answer them truthfully because, of course, I'm Santa.)

Then it dawned on me. I always get sucky presents, but if I'm Santa, maybe I should get something cool since I have been such a good boy this year..

So, I ordered a custom longboard I wanted and am putting a BFM sticker on it I got from the chive. I'm going to wrap it from Santa to me and put it under the tree.

Nond of the Family knows about this, so it should be hysterical when they see "Santa" left me an awesome gift under the tree.

I wish I had though this up years ago.

I'll post up pictures of it after Christmas.