djoser

Im pretty loaded so forgive me if I fuck up a few times, but here we go. Tonight I learned something. How to piss off every guy at a strip club. A few friends and I went out a local strip joint to drink tonight. When we got there we sat in perverts row (right next to the stage). We of course drank a lot and tipped generously, but when we were asked if we wanted a dance, we declined saying we were just there for the show. As it turned out, whenever a girl got tired of being pawed at shed come over and talk to us. Of course the most attractive girls get the most attention from guys. So by the end of the night the most desirable girls were sitting on us\next to us, chit-chatting about nothing in particular. We didnt even realize what we had done until we saw the looks we were getting. I thought it was funny, but my friends now think were evil.
-Donny-