djoser

Today I discovered a terrorist plot. I was amazed by how simple, and indiscrete the plan was. Here is how I discovered it: I was sitting in my cube at lunch, and like most of us I was to lazy to pack my lunch the night before. Naturally, I ordered some Chinese delivery. After gorging myself I was pretty tired, and thought to myself How do Chinese people eat shit like this and still maintain such a strong work ethic? I was seriously going taking a nap if I hadnt thought my boss wouldve caught me. Thats when I realized, Chinese people dont eat shit like this. The food is changed quite a bit for Americans. At that point, it all came together. I realized that for years now China has been sending secret operatives to America to stuff us full of Chinese food and all you can eat buffets. Thereby making us all tired all the time, and having no work ethic. They also engineer the food to be digested quickly so we become hungry again in about four hours, right as were waking up from our nap. Whats even worse is we pay them to do it. Its no wonder that China is an economic superpower, now we know its not just by chance or better schools. About ten years ago an official in China was quoted to say that he thought a nuclear war with America was inevitable. Did those plans go to the wayside? No, they just evolved. What do we do now?
-stay the course-
-stars and stripes forever-
-Donny-