djoker

went out to a little bar called the top hat, some of you in town may know it. anyway this old lady came up to some big huge biker guy and said she wanted to ride with his crew. He told her she had to have a bike. the old lady pointed outside and said "That's my chopper". I could tell the guy was totally not interested, so he told her she had to be tough , next thing you know she picks up a bottle, breaks it over his head, and starts beating him with a pool stick. one of his buddies comes over and the old lady says she's got a bike and she's tough. so the new guy asks if she's gunna ride with them, has she ever been picked up by the fuzz? she says "no, but I have been swung around by the titties a few times"

true story... give or take