djdragyn

holy fuckin balls is detroit a crazy ass city.


i sorta got a job at club bleu the other night, and then when i was walking back to campus some sketchy lookin motherfuker starts ridin at me on a bike with what looked like a piece of paper in one hand and a gun in the other.

i stood behind a lamp post and he...
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monkeys dont eat pirates

robots dont have skeletons

pigs dont vomit

and

girls dont have hearts for eyes