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I now present: a couple of jokes about tonight's debate, a small rant, and why being raped costs $1200.

I watched the vice-presidential debate tonight. About 5 minutes in, I was so sick of hearing Sarah Palin use phrases like "darn it" and "heck of a." With her accent, I thought I was watching the movie "Fargo." I was actually begging for someone to come...
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Hey, just getting this blog back going after not being a member for a while. But if you want to read my regular blog, click here!Hells Yeah! It's David Jett!
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I would like to thank the Academy assholes...

for not giving Holly Hunter the Emmy for Lead Actress in a Drama! Sure, Glen Close is a fine actress, but c'mon! My baby got ripped off! Fuckers.

Ok, here are a few thoughts on tonight's Emmy Awards:

THE GOOD: Don Rickles. He was the funniest guy on the show. And that's saying something when you had...
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Worst Band Name (and probably band) Ever! Ever!!

So I'm looking at upcoming cd releases and see a band called...get ready for it...

EXTREME BRUTAL TERROR!!

That's right, metal-heads! It's time for Extreme Brutal Terror! And their new album, Voice of the Demon! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

All kidding aside, I think I read somewhere that Extreme Brutal Terror is available to play your next wine-tasting party.
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I used to give money to bums from time to time. Bums, homeless people, guys down on their luck. But after a few years of living in Memphis (or any major city) you get a little cold. I used to work downtown and you couldn't walk ten feet without some stranger approaching you and asking for something...some change, a cigarette, a dollar for something to...
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