Hijack Your Head is proud to present the debut of the etiquette column "Motherly Advice" by our newest contributor, Emily Dixon Cox. Ms. Dixon Cox studied at the Sorbonne University in Paris, attended the prestigious Swiss women's finishing school Institut Alpin Videmanette, and earned a doctorate in social interaction from Platinum Plus in Memphis, TN.

Need some no-nonsense advice for a social situation? Got a problem with a friend or family member? Need to know which fork to use? Let the letters start pouring in...