Argh! You know when you wake up and you get the feeling that today isnt going to be your day? Well, today is that day. No electricity, no money, no food left and no energy. No internet?!?!?! (what an unbearable situation that would be at the moment!) Hmm, Im quite an optimist generally, but some days there is so much against you, you want to just crawl under a big pile of pillows and hide forever. Oh, and yes, surprise surprise it is raining too.
I didnt get to watch all of that Suicide vid last night, so am postponing my review till tomorrow.. if I have elecky and can watch it that it. It isnt real suicides from what I can tell I think.. nah.. the bits I saw were too fake. (relief)
Im a bit sad at the moment. What ever idiot came up with the expression money doesnt make you happy should seriously reconsider his phrase. I mean, I have no money, and am unhappy, and my unhappiness is simply a bi-product of all the money problems that have plagued me after my expensive Amsterdam chrimbo trip.
And add to all that the whole missing Thalia thing and Im not a very jolly person at the moment. Seriously need to meet her, fast! Its like I go to sleep with this whole dream scenario in my head. I wake up in the morning and look at her profile and theres yet another gorgeous photo staring back at me.
Hmm.
Well, to try and combat all this depressing crap, i've found something quite funny.. i'm sure most of you could relate with it too!
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
>their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
I didnt get to watch all of that Suicide vid last night, so am postponing my review till tomorrow.. if I have elecky and can watch it that it. It isnt real suicides from what I can tell I think.. nah.. the bits I saw were too fake. (relief)
Im a bit sad at the moment. What ever idiot came up with the expression money doesnt make you happy should seriously reconsider his phrase. I mean, I have no money, and am unhappy, and my unhappiness is simply a bi-product of all the money problems that have plagued me after my expensive Amsterdam chrimbo trip.
And add to all that the whole missing Thalia thing and Im not a very jolly person at the moment. Seriously need to meet her, fast! Its like I go to sleep with this whole dream scenario in my head. I wake up in the morning and look at her profile and theres yet another gorgeous photo staring back at me.
Hmm.
Well, to try and combat all this depressing crap, i've found something quite funny.. i'm sure most of you could relate with it too!
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
>their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
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I'd hate to get paid monthly, too used to weekly now. I know I'd spend it all too quickly.
Still, you must of only a week to go til pay day?