I love the sent of a homeless park dweller with an ass load of shit in their pants. I think every coffee shop should have someone, like I just experienced, greet every asshole that drives their SUV 1.2 miles to get that skinny latte they have been craving since they closed that deal yesterday, before the gym. You know run on sentences.
"LOUD NOISES"

"I love lamp"

Did I mention how much the new Handsome Boy Modeling School fucking rules, or have just been thinking that my self.

Emilo Esteves is ocassionaly "called an asshole"