djbenvolio

ok, i watched the nick berg beheading video on friday and i seriously think i'm permanantly scared. i've never had that much faith in humanity to begin with, but that just makes me embarrased to be of the same species as the people who did that. it was the most atrociously brutal thing i have ever seen.

my fiancee said that most people just want...
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This is DJBenvolio! My neighbor's cat smells like paint!


Buy my shrubbery pliers............Suckers!

oh sweet jesus. sweet zombie jesus even... i made a deal with my sister that neither of us would drink or use any other mind altering substances for a week (nicotine obviously excluded). well just as it seemed that there was no more point in going on, it finally turned tuesday.

i'm free!!!!! free i tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as i sit here writing and enjoying a...
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i'm the keeper of the cheese...and you, you're the lemon merchant. and the sarge, he knows it! that's why he's gonna kill us! quick man...we gotta get outta here, before they set loose...the marmosets on us. ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, that was a happy birthday celebration 2 weeks after the fact. philly was cool. the erin mckeown show kicked indie/folk ass...and then i got to meet her. very nice girl. after the show my sister and i went back to her place and proceeded to get about 7 kinds of fucked up. but that was cool...i haven't had a chance to sit down, get...
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ahhh.....two days off in a row. this is going to be so nice. going to philly to hang out with my sister and catch the erin mckeown show. should be a great time.

i ordered victory at sea's second album "carousel" last thursday and the shipping said 10-12 days. it came yesterday...that makes me happy. finally i have all of their cds. now if i...
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ok, today i began my new responsibilities in quasi-management at work. i run the breakfast shift, but don't get any real power. fuck it, it's a raise, and all the additional work i have to do is cake.

so now that i'm home after a very easy first day doing what i've been doing for months, just without another manager there; i'm tired but happy....
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ok it's friday and i feel fucking great. tired but great. the 40 hour workweek is behind me and i can now get down to doing what i love most...absolutely nothing!

my cincinatti reds are tied for first in the nl central, and every game they've played so far this season have been against teams that get shown on tv around here. the baseball gods...
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oh my god...it's only wednesday and i'm this tired. the 6am shift is definately taking it's toll. sleep is so necessary yet always so elusive. anyone have any drugs? that or would any of you be willing to take a mallet to my head for the sake of unconsious rest? it would be greatly appreciated.

djb

this is djbenvolio......buy my horse dividers!!!!!!!!!

ok anyway, the week's over, i've put in my 40 and it's time to rest. i always go for the cracking of the wise, but i'll see what holding back instead of jackassery gets me this time.

talk to you all when i'm more sober than i am now.

until then,
djb