dixxxon

i went shopping this weekend. i bought the most awsome belt that was ever created. the belt is of the finest leather. brown, soft, and embosed with rabbits, ducks, deer, AND a couger of some sort. or maybe its a mountain lion? and the buckle! oh the buckle! it is heavier than my entire head, forged from steel. a majestic eagle landing on a big wheel in front of a waving flag. and it reads : RIDE AMERICAN

this belt rules
this belt demands respect
bow down to this belt