Awe..... hello November!!! My favorite month of the year (note birthday) and my favorite season. The wind is blowing like crazy here, so it definetly feels like fall...
Hope everyone had a fabulous Halloween and are all still in one piece!!!
This weekend i went to Halloween party that was damn kick ass. The costumes were hot and the people were mostly really cool... rare!!
The only thing that sucked was that it was freezing cold..... i thought i was gonna die, so i just had to keep drinking!!!
Then there was a point to were i guess all the local kids had found the party. I started to look around and i was like... 16..17...maybe 15.... holy shit there are some young people here!!! Then i started thinking how i did feel maybe a tiny bit older. But i'm still glad i'm not that age anymore. It's funny, when i went to parties at that age i didn't think anyone could tell.... hah, it was so obvious!!
Another little Dixiebell Oddity
When i was in the second grade.... i stayed the night at my grandma's house for the first time. well, the next morning... i went outside to say hello to Sassy. No, Sassy wasn't a dog or a cat. Sassy was my grandma's old spider monkey. Keyword OLD!!! Well, Sassy lived in a giant, giant cage in the back yard. I was so happy, because i fucking love animals..... not to mention a MONKEY. Well, i knew you couldn't play with her anymore because she was old. Even my grandma couldn't hold her anymore (even though she did for years with a real bond). because they go wild in a way..... hence not a domestic animal. So, i walked up to her cage and was like, hi sassy.... i love you sassy.. be my friend sassy (you know, the normal stuff)!!! And out of nowhere this fucking arm reaches out of the cage and grabs a hold of my shirt...MY FAVORITE OAKRIDGE BOYS SHIRT !! Then sassy grabbed ahold of my foot and started biting the hell out of me. All i could do was call out for my cousin. For a smaller monkey... i think she was stronger than me. And she had big fangs!!! Needless to say, my grandma came running out and rescued me. This all happened thru the bars of the cage. My foot was bleeding really bad, so my mom and my sister came to get me to take me to the hospital. My sister hated it because she had to sit in the back with me and hold my foot... haha. The only thing i was saying was i'm not in trouble.... sassy's not in trouble... yeah still caring about the damn monkey. All and all, i spent five days in the hospital (bad, deep cuts that they couldn't sew 'cause they didn't know if she had rabies). But i got a bunch of coloring books, treated like a princess, and got to watch press your luck all day. I loved it!!
What's your most memorable childhood experience??????
Oh yeah, sometimes i wear my boys deoderant because i always hate the ones i buy..... old spice rocks!! i just have to wear a little more rose oil!!!
Hope everyone had a fabulous Halloween and are all still in one piece!!!
This weekend i went to Halloween party that was damn kick ass. The costumes were hot and the people were mostly really cool... rare!!
The only thing that sucked was that it was freezing cold..... i thought i was gonna die, so i just had to keep drinking!!!
Then there was a point to were i guess all the local kids had found the party. I started to look around and i was like... 16..17...maybe 15.... holy shit there are some young people here!!! Then i started thinking how i did feel maybe a tiny bit older. But i'm still glad i'm not that age anymore. It's funny, when i went to parties at that age i didn't think anyone could tell.... hah, it was so obvious!!
Another little Dixiebell Oddity
When i was in the second grade.... i stayed the night at my grandma's house for the first time. well, the next morning... i went outside to say hello to Sassy. No, Sassy wasn't a dog or a cat. Sassy was my grandma's old spider monkey. Keyword OLD!!! Well, Sassy lived in a giant, giant cage in the back yard. I was so happy, because i fucking love animals..... not to mention a MONKEY. Well, i knew you couldn't play with her anymore because she was old. Even my grandma couldn't hold her anymore (even though she did for years with a real bond). because they go wild in a way..... hence not a domestic animal. So, i walked up to her cage and was like, hi sassy.... i love you sassy.. be my friend sassy (you know, the normal stuff)!!! And out of nowhere this fucking arm reaches out of the cage and grabs a hold of my shirt...MY FAVORITE OAKRIDGE BOYS SHIRT !! Then sassy grabbed ahold of my foot and started biting the hell out of me. All i could do was call out for my cousin. For a smaller monkey... i think she was stronger than me. And she had big fangs!!! Needless to say, my grandma came running out and rescued me. This all happened thru the bars of the cage. My foot was bleeding really bad, so my mom and my sister came to get me to take me to the hospital. My sister hated it because she had to sit in the back with me and hold my foot... haha. The only thing i was saying was i'm not in trouble.... sassy's not in trouble... yeah still caring about the damn monkey. All and all, i spent five days in the hospital (bad, deep cuts that they couldn't sew 'cause they didn't know if she had rabies). But i got a bunch of coloring books, treated like a princess, and got to watch press your luck all day. I loved it!!
What's your most memorable childhood experience??????
Oh yeah, sometimes i wear my boys deoderant because i always hate the ones i buy..... old spice rocks!! i just have to wear a little more rose oil!!!
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metro:
sweater weather is yummy 
the_mad_monk:
I voted none of the above!!! 